If we believe the discoveries of modern genetics, it turns out that great heroes and great villains are almost brothers. They have a lot in common. This common - adventurism gene. We'll talk about him.
Our ancestors were homebodies
Analyzing the DNA of the natives of the Hawaiian Islands, geneticists came to the conclusion that the archipelago was colonized by immigrants from Africa (or vice versa) about 2300 years ago, and their journey on Earth from a historical point of view began not so long ago. “No animal migrates like humans do,” says Svante Paabo, director of the Leipzig Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology. – Neanderthals lived before us for more than one hundred thousand years, but they were not travelers. In just 50,000 years, we have populated the entire earth.”
Svante Paabo claims that the number of people who seek to open new horizons is only increasing, moreover, they are already dreaming of conquering deep space. Among them is Michael Barratt, a diver, pilot, doctor, sailor, one of 12 who are being trained to go to Mars. Meanwhile, he knows that there are not so many chances to return back. But that doesn't stop him. The thirst for new discoveries in him overpowers the risk of mortal danger. The question "why?" is answered by the human genome. It turns out that such people have a mutation in the DRD4 gene, which received the 7R allele code.
What the statistics say
The 7R allele of the DRD4 gene was discovered in 1999 by a group of geneticists from the University of California at Irvine, led by Chuansheng Chen. It was they who found out why curiosity is stronger than the instinct of self-preservation. It turns out that in the cells of the human brain, a special protein “dopamine receptor D4” is produced, which is related to “pleasure”.
So, the DRD4 gene is responsible for this very protein. Moreover, California scientists have found that this gene occurs in various variations, and most often in the form of 4R. Its owners strive for new sensations, but not so much as to take risks.
But in 20% of people, DRD4 has a 7R variation that has little effect on "pleasure." It is these “lucky ones” who cannot sit still, since more vivid impressions are required for neurochemical balance. Indeed, a statistical analysis of the behavior patterns of such people revealed a general pattern - a propensity for adventurism. Moreover, over 12 years of research, it turned out that 7R is most often found in people whose ancestors left their historical homeland in search of a better life.
uncontrolled sex
An Englishwoman, Jolie K., visited a family psychiatrist for a long time about sexual promiscuity. “I had two or three sexual partners a week, although I didn’t want to have sex,” says Jolie K. “But when I took drugs that reduce libido, I felt bad.” To the question why in these cases tranquilizers do not help? – answered scientists Penke, L. and Miller, G.F. (2007) in 2007 in the article “Genetic evolution of personality”. In their opinion, almost all transsexuals and people prone to sexual promiscuity have the 7R allele.
However, this variation is the result of a change in human society. “As a result of the toughening of the environment, the stability of married couples was disturbed,” reflects Penke, L. “New connections initiated incommensurably more impressions than happens in a stable society. In subsequent generations, the excess of emotions was compensated by the DRD4 mutation, so as not to overreact to novelty. Now, in a stable society, people with 7R are forced to look for additional experiences.
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
In American pedagogical practice, the theory of "farmers and hunters" has long dominated. Simply put, the teachers referred to calm children as “farmers”, and active children as “warriors”. It was believed that heredity leaves its mark on the behavior of students.
However, in the late 80s of the last century, the term "attention deficit and hyperactivity disorder" (ADHD) was unexpectedly introduced. This approach allowed psychiatrists to prescribe sedatives to "daredevils". And in fact, the children became calmer. But after the cessation of such "treatment" their hyperactivity only intensified.
The situation changed quite recently, when a direct relationship was established between ADHD and the adventurism gene. There was even an idea to sort schoolchildren into classes depending on the presence of 7R and 4R variations in the child's DRD4 gene. However, this idea was abandoned, because in adulthood, they will one way or another contract with each other.
Einsteins and Frankensteins
Many experts and analysts are sure that a person with the 4R allele is unlikely to be capable of murder. And that could be the basis for an acquittal alibi. On the contrary, among those who have the “adventurism” gene, there are real monsters. At the same time, scientist Kenneth Kidd, who was on the team that discovered the DRD4 gene, believes that 7R should not be demonized.
In particular, studies have shown that many "adventurers" become excellent scientists who put forward the most incredible hypotheses, and then prove them. “This is just a variation of a gene that has arisen due to external conditions,” Kenneth Kidd is convinced. “Remember, the gene for digesting lactose. Almost no one carried this gene 15,000 years ago because it did not confer any benefits. But when the first peasants in Europe began to herd cows, offering people a completely different way of life, this gene gave humanity access to a reliable source of food - milk. Here - the same. If the carriers of the gene of adventurism receive advantages in the form of a scientific and entrepreneurial career, then it will increase.”
And most likely, that's exactly what it will be. Consequently, more and more Einsteins…and Frankensteins will be born.
I am an adventurer in everything. I cannot live by the rules, realizing that they were written and worked out by thousands of generations to suppress the individual. all. who has achieved something. in this life or talent or adventurer. Adventurer is French for discoverer. therefore, adventurism is a developed one. It is also a talent. To live without the rules is the motto of an adventurer. even among the people such people are called reckless. I'm a fish. an example from personal life. 12 years of work at school. a history teacher. living in an apartment. having two small children without a penny of savings in my pocket 69 hryvnia one fine morning I make a decision in 2 minutes. how much can you not love yourself? what if I don’t go to school? life flies. burns like a candle. and I will live it according to stereotypes? and did not go. irresponsible? maybe someone said that in this life zya and what is not? I told myself I want complete freedom. in everything. but I’ll try to live adoelo, counting the pennies I had to put aside for a new coat, etc. I wrote advertisements on sheets of notebooks and pasted them around the city. recruited 18 people to work. cheeks puffing out playing director every morning peeking out from around the corner. praying that no one came to work because there was no money in the pocket, the wind was walking, and it was a shame to confess to people. I rented an office in a party that promised me not to take anything for 3 months until I get promoted, people believed me. I am grateful to them. now I have a business in 9 cities of ukraine.sama. without a penny of money, I promoted the business, but with people who also did not have a penny. they ran with me on foot around the city ... but you think that's it. not a year later in the morning business . standing near the mirror. already almost going to work where a lot of people are waiting for me (clients who brought money for work), I make a decision according to my inner desire "I want to go to the sea" I call my friend the teacher, whom I have not seen for more than a year, "now we are going to go to the sea." she "you were joking" "I have 500 dollars in my pocket for swimwear enough" ... I liked the word dissection in one night, I study the topic and without investing a dime, on a bet, I show with outstanding people of the city. how you can earn money without investing a dime. with only desire and a loose tongue. not knowing the topic and having no experience in the agricultural business, I earned $ 150,00 in 2 weeks of dissipation through mediation, but I have the talent to think and come up with schemes up to the point in a conversation. it's so great to break away from the generally accepted laws of life. be at odds with your inner child and fulfill his desires to do and live as you want and what you want. going to the bank in order to carry out what you have planned is such a feeling as the first time to jump with a parachute. but there is another side of the coin. to learn to see your desires so that they are not to the detriment of others, your environment must be moral and understanding and at least perceiving you. I will not regret that I was afraid of the ideas that I wanted to implement. I don’t exist, but I live and I won’t have anything to regret I fell 100 times I got up, fell again, got up again but lived freely and at the behest of my heart and soul. , don't give a damn, they go to the sea with me because I want to, they work with me because I want to. etc. the main thing is not to harm anyone and control yourself and your desires, I am a fish, not a scorpion
Definition
adventures there may be daring exploits, exciting adventures, aimless adventures, unexpected incidents, major life accomplishments, or business ventures. adventurous developments generate psychological and physiological excitement, which can be both negative and positive. For some people, adventure, a risky adventure becomes the main business of life (see extreme sports: street, parkour, etc.). Milan Kundera defines adventure as "the passionate discovery of the unknown."
Adventure is a concept used in many contexts and situations. For example, it is a key component of stories, legends and fairy tales, dramas and plays; used in the plots and plots of books, films, music and computer games. Adventure also used in education, sports, tourism and other forms of entertainment. Examples of such adventurous genres of use adventures include:
- Adventure film is a genre of film.
- Adventure game is a computer game genre.
- Adventurous education - the use of discussing and challenging the unexpected events for learning.
- Adventurous racing involves competition between participants; extreme sports.
- Adventure tourism offers tourists the opportunity to have exciting journeys full of encounters and unexpected obstacles.
Adventurer
The character of the play about the XVIII century.
List of adventurers
In the history of Europe XVII-XIX centuries. it is customary to single out a category of people of dubious, sometimes scandalous, reputation, which left a noticeable mark on the events of that era. As a rule, they traveled extensively, were actively involved in politics, were suspected of espionage and had unidentified sources of income or were impostors, or simply attributed to themselves an aristocratic or exotic origin. Especially famous are the French adventurers of the 18th century. Epithet "adventurer" in this context, it is correct to use for characters who acted approximately before the First World War, i.e. in old Europe.
As a separate category in Russian, conquistadors and other travelers-discoverers should be considered, although in English they are often referred to as adventurers.
| “They wear fantastic uniforms of some Hindustan or Mongol army and have pompous names that are in fact fake jewels, like the buckles on their boots. They speak all languages, claim to know all the princes and great people, claim that they served in all armies and studied at all universities. Their pockets are full of projects, bold promises on their tongues, they invent lotteries and special taxes, unions of states and factories, they offer women, orders and castrati; and although they do not have ten gold coins in their pockets, they whisper to everyone that they know the secret of ipsmalae aun (preparation of gold). At a greedy court they show new tricks, here they mysteriously disguise themselves as Freemasons and Rosicrucians, there each prince presents themselves as experts in chemical cuisine and the works of Theophrastus. With a voluptuous ruler, they are ready to be energetic usurers and counterfeiters, pimps and matchmakers with rich connections, with a warlike prince - spies, with a patron of arts and sciences - philosophers and rhymers. They bribe the superstitious with horoscopes, the gullible with projects, the gamblers with marked cards, the naive with secular elegance - and all this under rustling folds, an impenetrable cover of extraordinaryness and mystery - unsolved and, thanks to this, doubly interesting ... " |
| Stefan Zweig. |
XVII-XVIII centuries
Mata Hari. She was the daughter of a Dutch shopkeeper, spread the rumor that she was the daughter of an Indian princess. Shot for espionage.
XIX-XX centuries
- Lola Montes - dancer, mistress of Ludwig I of Bavaria
- Tolstoy, Fedor Ivanovich (American)
External links
- Adventure romance. Dictionary of literary terms.
see also
Notes
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Synonyms:See what "Adventurism" is in other dictionaries:
adventurism- a, m. aventurisme m. 1906. Ray 1998. Propensity for risky adventures or unseemly deeds, adventures. Ush. 1934. Brave and honest, he was not capable of adventurism and window dressing. He... would not risk the life of the scouts for no good... ... Historical Dictionary of Gallicisms of the Russian Language
Behavior, activity of someone, characterized by risky unprincipled actions for the sake of achieving easy success, profit; adventurous... Big Encyclopedic Dictionary
ADVENTURE, adventurism, pl. no, husband. (book). A tendency to risky adventures or unseemly deeds, to adventures. Explanatory Dictionary of Ushakov. D.N. Ushakov. 1935 1940 ... Explanatory Dictionary of Ushakov
ADVENTURE, a, husband. A penchant for adventure. | adj. adventurous, oh, oh. Explanatory dictionary of Ozhegov. S.I. Ozhegov, N.Yu. Shvedova. 1949 1992 ... Explanatory dictionary of Ozhegov
Exist., Number of synonyms: 1 passion (106) ASIS Synonym Dictionary. V.N. Trishin. 2013 ... Synonym dictionary
Political: activities carried out without taking into account objective conditions, awareness of responsibility for the consequences of political actions. It is typical for groups that are losing power and do not have the opportunity to come to power democratically. Political… … Political science. Dictionary.
adventurism- shillerization A special kind of gloss [English Russian Gemological Dictionary. Krasnoyarsk, KrasBerry. 2007.] Topics gemology and jewelry production Synonyms Schillerization EN aventurism … Technical Translator's Handbook
Adventurism- (fr. aventure) - 1. in psychopathology, a propensity for risky, dubious ventures, adventures, motivated exclusively or mainly by the need for sensory diversity, vivid impressions, thrills, and ... ... Encyclopedic Dictionary of Psychology and Pedagogy
and Cortes, Odysseus and Ostap Bender- a man of grandiose plans and inspired improvisations. The main skills are to start on time, switch on time, run off on time. Magnificent negligence and elastic risk, ahead of chance by chance - this is how the heroic pilot flew Valery Chkalov; this is how the brilliant chess player played the best games Tal, so the great boxer boxed Laszlo Papp who left undefeated, and Columbus I was looking for India, but I found America...
But it seems that this type still manifests itself most prominently on the criminal path ...
This is only because the criminal path enjoys clearly excessive attention from society. There are adventurers among honest accountants.
Well, and among journalists, I'll tell you ...
It is clear that the profession obliges. And how many female adventurers, of the most different kind, class, scale, scope, level and flight! ..
It seems to me that if a person is not an adventurer at least a little, at least in something, then he is simply not interesting and he himself is not interested in life ...
By the way, what is adventurism? Life style? Relationship to the world? Some kind of ideology?
I myself think with a dictionary ... "Adventurer" - an adventurer. From the English "alvencha" or the French "adventures" - "adventure", arbitrary from the Latin "alvenio" - "happen", "occur", "appear", "advance", "arrive" ... In the spectrum of the Latin root word one can feel flashes and rumbles of fate hiding behind the horizon...
Going towards chance, towards the unknown, towards fate...
Tester of Fortune, yes, you can. Risk taster - known or unknown. Craving for risk is the leading or one of the leading qualities. And also a craving for struggle, for a full life calculation.
Lower adventurism - impudence, arrogance, recklessness.
Middle-practical - risky business or military audacity.
The highest is the conquest of distances, depths and peaks on earth and in heaven, discoveries and inventions, poetry and music, the daring of thought, beauty and goodness.
And to what level to refer, say,? - This chatty and writing male, card sharper and informer, with all his impudence, was a coward. A trickster, a scoundrel and a freeloader of an ordinary sort. Real male adventurers - Alexander the Great, Gaius Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte...
Yes, but what did they all end up with?..
But what, is the only worthy end for a great husband - a quiet death in his own bed at an advanced age? ..
I understand that safe adventurism, as well as safe sex, by definition, cannot be. But we are talking about luck, about gaining fate, about victories over Fortune, aren’t we? .. And for example, this bloated conceit and great scoundrel Napoleon- I'm sorry, I'm not enthusiastic about him - in the end I lost, I lost everything.
But after him there was a code Napoleon, left a big mark in history ... What is considered a win and what is a loss in the end is always a question ... Starting with a trip to Russia, adventurism Bonaparte acquired the features of rock struggle, like life Caesar in his last years. As soon as the Adventurer goes to hold the conquered or advances too much in one direction, Doom immediately presents the score ...
Call it Luck Academy, I won't be offended. Seriously, I do not promise anyone, including myself, the slightest indulgence on the part of that totality of external circumstances and forces that do not depend on us. We work only with those chances that depend on us.”
Levy V.L., The Genius of Desire, M., Book Club 36.6, 2012, p. 77-79.
Adventurer ( adventurer) is an economic freak, ERJ, known for his apocalyptic predictions about the coming global crisis, which will eclipse the Great Depression and end (in a bad scenario) with a third world war.
History of success
At the end of 2005, the rise in prices on the American real estate market stopped, and in 2007, the mortgage crisis was already in full swing. The long-term consequences of this (not particularly remarkable) event were unraveled by a simple Siberian boy, Mikhail Muravyov aka Adventurer. He sat down, scratched his turnips, put the horse-radish to his nose, and wrote out a plan for the crisis.
Mikhail published his ideas on the Rosbalt forum. A terrible seething of shit began, everyone tried to refute the impostor, but the Adventurer skillfully and with great speed fought off the attacks, giving rise to tons of win-winning creativity. The general level of discussion was quite low, and the opponents, who imagined themselves to be great economists, at best knew how to trade on Forex. Therefore, the Adventurer expressed his ideas in a simple, understandable language for cattle. This is how vysers were born about the village of Gadyukino, about selling a door from a toilet on a desert island, about Goldman Saksovich and horseradish and others. Kind people even wrote a script that selected only messages from the Adventurer from the forum thread.
The Clone Wars and the death of the Adventure
A year after the Adventurer left, Someone decided that on a forum with an attendance of 40,000 hamsters a day, you can make good money (as Khazin, who is fiercely hated on the Adventure, does), but the notorious Alex-knife with his panicky forecasts prevents gold and mutual funds from being sold to hamsters . Moderator Mike Smith, with the assistance of the ConstB admin, organized a military coup on Adventure and banned Alexsword for sectarian manners and rudeness. On this occasion, Srach revealed a deep split in the “Avantyura” into left and right opposition. The massive invasion of virtuals and trolls hiding under Alex turned almost all economic sections into a trash heap. The scope of the drama can be assessed in the "Moderation" section. Some of the old-timers (Tukan, Onegin, moderator Savva and some others) left the forum as a sign of solidarity, but local trolls and outcast mastodons with a karma of −9000 (Dokhturov, Demura, Tsilya Solomonovna-Dagestanets, Muzophil and other well-known financial and political onolites, who are very disliked there). The military sections are still holding on: the local modders ban the trolls with special cynicism and do not participate in the Clone Wars. However, the cancer that kills Adventure can at any moment penetrate there as well.
Split in the party
At present, it is quite obvious that the once-united Adventure just two years after the departure of the Adventurer exactly repeated the path of any party in "this country", not excluding the Party. The guru and founder of the party Adventurer plays the role of the ever-living Emperor (or Lenin: all Kagbe followers are eternally faithful to his ideals and are waiting for his fourth coming and the BP itself, without stopping the holiwar among themselves. Although, perhaps, if the Adventurer returned, he would be immediately banned, because the ideologues know better what the guru should think, and not what he really thinks.
Alexsword, persecuted by Mike, Konst and other public who followed the path of the right deviation, exactly repeated the path of Trotsky: he slammed the door and after a year of verbiage in LiveJournal organized his own resource Aftershock.su, where a significant part of the “left bloc” moved after him: the eternal historiographer of the Onegin party, the global moderator Savva, Tukan and others. Later, Onegin hit the shit-polymer theme, was hounded by Alex and company, and voluntarily left the forum.
The features of the resource are: the complete absence of search on the feed (as a result, the feed is full of dummies, and all srachs are regularly repeated), zero moderation (there are only two moderators, and within the limits of the created thread its author is a king and a god), a poisonous and malicious style of threads and comments , elevated levels of FGM. In the following year, the “left opposition” acquired a large number of followers and was equal in popularity to the Adventura. Inside Aftershock, there are their own factions, but as long as the resource is held by "Alex's party", a split does not threaten it.
The “right-wing opposition” settled on the Global Adventure itself, however, the most odious personalities who persecuted Alex were themselves etched from the forum a long time ago. The main sections of the forum are controlled by a fairly moderate public that does not have a clear leader. Therefore, the relations between the "Aventure" and "Aftershock" are quite peaceful, there is migration in both directions, many sheets from the Aftershock (even Aleksovsky ones) fast freely on the Aventura. But even this does not help the economic sections of the forum, which have long slid into dull shit and do not deserve attention.
The military branch and the geopolitical section (and after the coup, this is the only thing worth reading on Adventure) is the stronghold of the “military opposition” under the leadership of the current Colonel of the BlackShark General Staff and his junta from among the active and retired military. Trolls, shkolota and dull shit from the economic sections are mercilessly banned here, scammers are sorted out and smeared against the wall, so really winrar threads in the style of the old Adventure have been preserved here and the overall level of FGM is much lower.
Representatives of the "Left Deviation", who refused to leave the party, founded the "anti-orange" websites "Contra-20" and "Vmestepobedim", spewing tons of hatred against the liberals of the entire Runet. The sites are coordinated with Aventura and have a certain popularity in postreotic circles.
Typical forum member
At some point, the owners of the forum decided to earn extra money on advertising by inviting advertisers with the inviting slogan “Your Advertising is on the Global Adventure. business context. qualified audience. Unique focus. It's hard to tell if advertisers thought the focus was really unique or the context was businesslike. But marketers appreciated the audience, and therefore placed targeted advertising on the site.
Russophobia and Jazz
Recently, the moderation of the Global Adventure has begun to pursue a policy of open Russophobia, periodically spilling over into violation of Art. 282 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation with the support of these processes by the site administration.
One gets the impression that the site "Global Adventure" is generally a project of MI6, since there the people and individual exalted people, including the military, post their "innermost" thoughts for NATO analysts.
Selling a resource
At the Global Adventure more and more often information slips that at one time the proposals of Mikhail Muravyov, prepared for Dmitry Medvedev, nevertheless had a resonance. Since Vladislav Surkov made the main strategic decisions in the country for the President, the paper came to him. But he was interested not in the Adventurer's proposals as such, but in his information resource. High attendance and categories of users made it possible to create a powerful propaganda resource for the current government. The main Internet control program was announced by the structures of the Presidential Administration during the 2008 crisis.
In March 2013, an epic drama worthy of the pen of Shakespeare's second cousin's nephew played out at the forum - a certain Navigator decided to reason with a sect of disintegrator hamsters that had settled on the "Ukraine and Ukrainian-Russian Relations" branch, mostly rogue losers from St. Petersburg and Moscow with the surrounding area. Considering that most of them, with grief in half, barely scrape together for the monthly payment of housing and communal services, it becomes clear that they are by no means delighted that the Stabilization Fund and the excess profits from the sale of oil abroad will go not to increase their personal well-being, but to annex the fallen outskirts to the empire. As a result of a multi-day exhausting competition in a special Olympiad in insanity, the Navigator, who had renounced the rights of a moderator in another thread, was banned by the local guard Boyarin. After that, guards of a larger rank appeared, Dobryak and Black Shark, blocked the branch and directly threatened any modern riffraff (Boyarin, Chai Nick) with a non-trivial transfer to the category of “lowered”.
This allows us to conclude that the resource is de facto controlled by a programmer from Tomsk, Valentin (Adventurer's corefan, who was shoved a boring toy away), as well as Black Shark (who, unlike other forum rogues, did not have to unfasten from his military pension to maintain the resource) . And Alex_B, Boyarin, Murkella, Ratibor, Voyager77, problemsolver, Mimohozhiy, Bublichek, dmitric62, Manyunya and others are just fleas who have settled down in the pants of the main guard flea.
Also, as it turned out, according to a recent survey conducted at Aventura, on the site, with the exception of trolls, there were only two members of the forum who were not subject to FGM and CSF in the terminal stage - Nikolaich and Ahmadinejad, who, by coincidence, did not take part in filling out the questionnaires.
The main trend of Aventura in the spring of 2013 is the growing degradation of the resource as an "Open Research and Discussion Center" - the forum corresponded to this title only during the period of the Adventurer's presence and until 2011. This was followed by the stage of "news trash" - the main threads of the forum were mainly reposts of articles from news agencies by copy-pasters chasing ratings. Nowadays, the forum is more and more absorbed by disputes, conflicts and just srach between characters who have become boring to everyone for many years, knowing each other as flaky - the branches are becoming more and more unreadable, and reading the constant dismantling of local spiders in the bank is becoming uninteresting even to regular visitors (the only exception is the military branches and BPM). The grouping of local petty Napoleonchiks, which has ousted Alexvord and Ursus (obvious clinical idiots), is actively looking for new enemies - the supporters of the Purginyan sect on Aventure are clearly not drawn to such a role, so former like-minded people and associates begin to gnaw at each other with excitement, are divided into new situational allies and groupings . Although it is quite possible that such shmuklers and helmets who escaped from the madhouse, such as Dobryak, mse, Mimohozhy, problemsolvera, Manyuni, Ratibora, Voyagera77, grizzly, AlexaB, Murkell, Rumpelstiltskin, Kievlyanin, Alexander Moscow, Andrey Spb, Bublichek, Ple, ElPro, fear, the Emperor of the universe, the Old Angel, PH55, Elena (St. Petersburg), Puss in Boots, Glory67, Boyar, Janus Poluektovich, etc. - who consider themselves great thinkers and strategists, are purely physiologically incapable of any constructive activity and peaceful conflict-free communication . The problem of falling levels is also recognized at the Adventure itself. They write about it as fortune-telling by the flag of the user's country about the gender of the unborn child, by nickname about the weather for tomorrow, and all this to the sound of a shaman's tambourine, it will soon come to fortune-telling on the giblets of a sacrificial sheep in Etchmiadzin and a ritual about the prospects for European integration of Ukraine with Belarus based on the results of Eurovision .
Nevertheless, despite the trends described above, June 2013 became a month of agreement and understanding for the Global Adventure forum. No one was banned and no one was slandered, and the dialogues turned into polite praises to each other. The level of moderation on the GA has reached sky-high heights, and now, even when setting the AU, the moderator is forced to apologize for the inconvenience caused to the forum member: "Compassionately excuse me, sir, but I have to shorten the life of your undoubtedly important comment on our venerable forum, where you are always welcome" - exactly so do Dobryak and others now.
But July came after June, and with it came the draft law on the liquidation of the Russian Academy of Sciences, after which the distribution of bans began with renewed vigor: local analysts, with bitterness and using a banhammer, argue about the wise plan to take away property from academicians and the deep benefits of this for the whole society as a whole and for some comrades personally. Some argue that this is such a cunning plan to set up Minister Livanov, while others - that the academicians need it.
High girsche, that ingshe
"Let's renounce the old world, shake off its dust from our feet"? Here, the old world refers to the decrepit Global Adventure. Or maybe the cancer itself fell off the healthy body of the Global adventure? One way or another, on the Internet, and on June 17, according to the apt description of the impostor psychopathologist Janus Poluektovich, a serpentarium led by a sweet couple of a rattlesnake Bublichek and while shedding its skin and therefore embarrassed by the public, the spectacled snake Mimohozhy grew up.
A certain Belaichuk Anatoly Anatolyevich turned out to be a snake-lover, a freak, a swindler and a catcher of human souls by his main profession, by his own admission a lover of corrupt women, who decided to test his brainwashing technologies on reptiles that had formed by that time on Adventure. Who seduced whom and how - in the process of investigation, we confine ourselves to bare facts. Among the moderators of the Adventure, Belaichuk first sowed a poisonous seed, from which grew a stinking tree of doubts about the legality of the management of the Adventure by the Administrators appointed by Muravyov. Zmeelov intelligibly explained to a handful of moderators that they are the forum. And the readers who create the actual content of the forum are just rabbits hypnotized by boas. Belaichuk bought the loyalty of these moderators for a modest grant and assured them that the elimination of the Admins of Konstantin and Valentin and the transfer of the forum under his, Belaichuk's management, in the company of selected moderators, could lead to an unprecedented flourishing of the forum under a new stunning name. As a demonstration of his capabilities, Belaichuk financed the Editorial Board for the release of two digests of Aventura, unworthy of mention due to their complete marginality. The official title of rabbits in the serpentarium is still in development, but variants such as teranals and teranalizdas.
The Serpentarium, represented by the Editorial Board, grew by leaps and bounds within the GA itself, but suddenly the history of the USSR repeated itself like a farce. Yezhov-Voyager77 and Lavrenty Pavlovich's candidate Ratibor, and Bublichek and Manyunya, famed for their suspicion, missed Trotskyism in the ranks of the Editorial Board. Trotskyism publicly cut through the disloyalty of individual members of the Editorial Board during an enchanting ukrosracha. The editorial board was able to fire such moderators as AndreyK, Navygator, Dobryak, and the latter was removed from the forum altogether. The editorial board was already celebrating a victory, but when the ultimatum was presented to the Administrators, it suffered a complete fiasco. The miscalculation turned out to be deafening: Konstantin, whom the Editorial Board held for worthlessness, showed steadfastness, refused to be repressed and wrote “Yuri, you are an asshole” to the presumptuous Ezhov-Voyager77. And he himself cleared individual members of the Editorial Board from the moderators.
Serpentarius was able to take revenge by portraying himself as victims of administrative arbitrariness. This version was initially a resounding success - few people resisted the false, but colorfully ornate memorandum of Mimohozhy. So the members of the Editorial Board, who have already turned out to be Trotskyists themselves, dig in in their serpentarium on the Princes' Islands. Befuddled rabbits swim towards them. Having chosen the independent "Ukrainian" version of declaring their independence from the GA, the terrarium of snakes sincerely does not understand why the metropolis "cut off their gas." After all, the Administration of the Civil Aviation is obliged to advertise their resource and not to prohibit intoxicating comrades with the spirit of independence. Especially delivers the thesis: "We are the same GA, only better", which finally made this resource a Svidomo anti-adventurous project, just like Ukraine is a Svidomo anti-Russian project. It is impressive that most of the admins and moderators of the serpentarium have Ukrainian roots.
Complete assholes in the whole history should be considered Admins with adherents of the traditional Adventure, who did not see the semi-annual large-scale conspiracy unfolding before their eyes. According to indirect signs, the moles in the Editorial Board kept Konstantin informed, but he was in a daze in front of the cobras and did not dare to put the question point-blank. As a result, the cunning serpentarium put him in cancer. To this day, the true story of the conspiracy has not been communicated to the public, to the obvious benefit of the Teranalizds and Teranals, who are actively conducting open and covert agitation on Adventure for resettlement in the Serpentarium. The myths of Mimohozhy are still in circulation among the uninitiated. Today, the activity of reptiles in the serpentarium has reached several hundredths of a percent of Adventure, but a significant part consists in copying from Adventure and in washing the bones of adventurers who did not sell themselves to the teranalysis.
Qui prodest or revenge of TerraAnalytics?
The answer to Mimohozhy's favorite question "Qui prodest?" emerges more and more clearly. Being on its last legs, Aventura suffered a crushing triple defeat from emigrants expelled from Aventure to TerraAnalytica. The first defeat: TerraAnalytica moderators sit in all the key moderator posts of Aventura today. The second defeat: Dobryak and Navigator, who were the key moderators of the Adventure for a year, today are in the position of outcasts of the Adventure. The third defeat should be called the Third Great Victory of TerraAnalytics. At one time, it was Bublichek, the leader of the exiles from Adventure, who arranged a benefit performance for the toucan on Adventure, which coincided in an interesting way in time with the exodus, and immediately after it, the toucan turned out to be elevated to the Global Moderator of Adventure with very remarkable results: the branch of the Russian Development Problem was completely destroyed, Dobryak , who became another Global Moderator at the same time as the toucan, was deposed and freezes in an unheated bathhouse, on the Ukrainian branch that served as the reason for the split of the Adventure, the toucan soared as the leader of the most radical faction "Get out of my refrigerator!". The administration of the Adventures is helplessly and limply standing on the sidelines. When Bublichek went to her famous bet, http://forum.terraanalytica.ru/topic/141-nepoliticheskie-pari/, she knew for sure. that the toucan will not let her down. It is easy to predict that the day is not far off when Toucan and Belaichuk will formalize the transition of Aventura to TerraAnalytica as one of its branches over the bottle. Sic transit gloria mundi.