Undoubtedly, every fan of the fantastic Star Wars saga has drawn Special attention on a character named Asajj Ventress, since it was this heroine who demonstrated the maximum courage, stamina and perseverance. She is a Dark Jedi and wields green, red, and blue lightsabers. Since Asajj's birthplace is the planet Rattatak, she can be attributed to the Rattatakin race. The heroine belongs to the Confederation of Independent Systems or the Sith. The image turned out to be quite harmonious and complete, thanks to the well-chosen dubbing actress, which was Gray DeLisle.
Beginning of life
Asajj Ventress was born on the planet Dathomir, home of the Nightsister clan. While still at a fairly early age, the mother of the heroine had to give her child to the Sinit criminal Halstead, who threatened to destroy the entire clan. The villain decided to take little Asajj to the planet Rattatak, after which he made her his slave. However, the Sinitinin was soon attacked by Weequay bandits who killed him. During the battle, the girl drew attention to the Jedi Kai Narek, whose ship was wrecked on Rattatak, saving him from an enemy attack by throwing him a certain distance with the help of the Force. Noticing that Asajj possessed the Force, Narek set about training her as a Jedi, without informing the Council, which had previously exiled the master, of his intention.
Soon Narek and Asajj began to work to end the confrontation and reconciliation of the peoples and became real heroes. At the same time, serious military leaders learned about the exploits of the characters, who decided to join forces and destroy the girl and her teacher. However, the higher forces still managed to achieve the death of Narek, who, just before his death, managed to leave a tattoo on Asajj's head. Deprived of her mentor, the Dark Jedi Ventress turned to the dark side of the Force, killing the enemy that left her without a master, and promising herself to avenge him.
After the Clone Wars began, Asajj spotted Count Dooku, who was looking for allies on the planet Rattatak. He saw how the heroine fought with the gladiators and easily defeated them. A battle took place between her and Count Dooku, which the Count easily won, destroying the heroine's weapon and providing her mentor Darth Sidious. The Dark Jedi Ventress rejoiced at the opportunity to serve the forces that were destroying the Jedi. Count Dooku gifted the student with two new weapons that had previously belonged to Komari Vose.
Heroine missions
One day, Ventress was faced with her first serious task, which consisted in the need to interfere with the negotiations of the Jedi, who did not want a clone war, who had flown to the Ruul satellite. Upon arrival on the satellite, the heroine got rid of some of the Jedi and entered into battle with Windu, but, losing the battle, decided to retreat. After the Jedi lost contact with the Gungan colony, they decided to check what happened there. It was at this point that Asajj decided to attack them, killing Master Glaive and injuring the Padawan. However, fighting with Obi-Wan Kenobi, the heroine was defeated and was forced to retreat. After that, several Jedi tracked her return to the planet of Queita, wishing to find an antidote for a specific weapon there. Thanks to Durge, Asajj was stunned to win and fly away.
Asajj Ventress' second mission was to find and get rid of Anakin Skywalker. This was planned by Darth Sidious to ensure Anakin's strength and encourage him to turn to the dark side. Finding Anakin, the heroine decided to attack him with her ship, thus a chase ensued, which resulted in a sword battle, which was won by Skywalker. He threw Asajj off the roof of the Massassi Temple, but she survived.
Assassination attempt on Kenobi
After that, Ventress finally wanted to prove that she was a worthy assistant to Count Dooku, deciding to demonstrate to him that she could surpass the Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi, respected by him. She locked him in the citadel and robbed him of his powers. After a while, Kenobi, thanks to the clone, decided to escape through the dungeon. On the way to the ship, Obi-Wan managed to learn the events of Asajj's life and he decided to try to return her to the light side of the Force. The heroine tried to find the fugitives, but, having discovered the loss of Narek's sword and her ship, the main female character " star wars Kenobi declared her worst enemy.
Clan "Sisters of the Night"
After a while, it seemed to Darth Sidious that Asajj had become too strong and experienced. Fearing betrayal by his subordinate, he asked Tyranus to kill Ventress. Despite being fired upon by the cruiser, Ventress was able to survive. She had to flee to the Nightsisters, seeking help. After that, the main female character of Star Wars, along with Talzin, developed a cunning plan to take revenge on Dooku. They tricked him into giving him a dummy Jedi as a guard, who was programmed to kill the Count.
After the plan failed, Asajj decided to become a full-fledged Nightsister. After that, the heroine decided to stop taking revenge on Dooku. However, Dathomir was subject to invasion, which resulted in the almost complete destruction of the Sister clan. Asajj, still alive, decided to go to Tatooine to build a new life.
Battles and battles
At the Battle of Christophsis, Asajj decided to join forces with the inveterate Separatist commander Warm Loathsm, which could allow these planets to be joined to the Confederacy. By deception, the heroine was able to convince the Republican clone to go over to the dark side and found out from him a way to overcome the defenses of enemies. Despite the fact that Asajj learned valuable information, Anakin Skywalker managed to lead his army to a safe distance.
With the planet Rattatak safe, the Jedi went to their headquarters, but Asajj stood in their way, fighting them with swords. After that, Ventress had to negotiate with Katuunko, which were unsuccessful. As Dooku was fed up with his apprentice's frequent failures, he hinted that another failure could be her last. After that, the heroine decided to save Nute Gunray, everything went pretty easily. However, when she tried to steal Fett's DNA, she was defeated again.
Incident on Quartzite
After the end of the Clone Wars, Asajj returned to Tatooine and joined a gang that delivered chests to Otua Blanca's palace. During the mission, the gang was attacked by enemies who were defeated. Taking pity on the girl who was in the chest, Asajj received a reward. Thanks to her machinations, the heroine managed to earn high prestige among the mercenaries.
Confidential Service
Soon, Asajj Ventress decided to return, serve the Confederacy and once again become Dooku's apprentice. The heroine this time was made a cyborg. But when defeated in battle, Count Dooku realized that he had failed and decided to get rid of her. In the last minutes of her life, Asajj tried to hook Obi-Wan with a piece of metal, but Anakin managed to hit her with a sword. Ventress managed to advise him to stay away from Dooku, as he is the main evil.
Kenobi decided to take Asajj's body to the ship and bury her with dignity, however, as soon as the ship moved into place, Ventress appeared in the cockpit. With the help of a mind trick, she was able to instill in the pilot the need to change direction. And they went into space, the main thing - away from enemies and war.
According to many Star Wars fans, Asajj Ventress is a character with a very controversial history. As a child, given to the training of a great Jedi, she became the strongest bounty hunter. A difficult fate forced her to go on and take revenge on her offenders. Appearing in many episodes of the animated series and on the pages of comics, she has become a long-awaited character for Star Wars fans.
Small witch
Born on Dathomir to a clan of nightsisters, Asajj was separated from her mother. She was given to be raised by a bounty hunter. Soon he was killed by pirates, and the little girl was noticed by a Jedi who arrived to protect the city. He noticed that Ventress had used "force" to knock back the attacking rogue.
For many years Assaj Ventress was brought up by the great master. During this time, she learned to control her power and wield a lightsaber. She practiced with her mentor, engaging in fights and protecting the innocent.
Dark side
When in another battle the master was shot in the back by a vile pirate, Asajj dealt with the robber in anger. This caused her to turn to the dark side. Ventress noticed that the desire for revenge gives strength. Subsequently, a Jedi apprentice is trained to wield two swords and becomes a bounty hunter. Now Asajj is driven by greedy motives and ever-growing malice.
In these difficult times, Ventress meets a new teacher - the Sith. A former pupil of Master Yoda exposes her, claiming that the girl was a student of the Sith since childhood.
Encounter with Dooku
Following the death of his Jedi Master Narek, Assaj Ventress hunts the warlords. On the conquered lands, Asajj built a huge castle, from where she managed her affairs. When she met Dooku, she called herself a Sith. However, the former Jedi easily determined that her behavior was only an imitation of the manifestation of the power of darkness. After a brief battle with Asajj, he takes her to his mentor, Darth Sidious.
The offer to destroy the Jedi Assaj Ventress considered it an honor, because most of them disowned Kai Narek. One of the most difficult tasks given by Assaj was the destruction of Anakin Skywalker. Thus, Sidious decided to test the strength of the young Jedi. In this battle, Ventress lost by falling from the roof of the Massassi temple. From that moment on, she decided to become Dooku's apprentice. To prove her loyalty, she kidnaps Obi Wan Kenobi and imprisons her in her castle.
However, the Jedi uses his power to escape, taking with him Asajj's sword of Kai Narek. After learning the true story of Ventress's fate, Obi Wan thinks about bringing her to the light side.
Betrayal
Sidious, fearful of the witch's growing power, orders Dooku to destroy his apprentice. However, Assaj Ventress survived the shelling of her ship and went to Dathomir to live with her family, the Nightsisters. In collusion with the sisters of the clan, she prepared a plan for revenge for the dark lord.
Asajj planned the attack on Dooku. Together with Karis and Raid, she snuck into his ship, poisoned and weakened former teacher. However The Dark Lord managed to defeat invisible opponents. In search of a replacement for Ventress, he turns to Mother Talzin, leader of the Dathomirian witches. She offers Dooku one of the brothers of the night - Savage Opress.
Thus the attack on the Sith Lord was planned. The mission to kill Dooku was sealed in Opress's memory. Asajj wasted no time infiltrating his ship and awakening the mission sealed in Savage's mind. However, the Sith struck Savage's pride, and he attacked both at once. Another attempt to kill the dark lord failed.
For Asajj Ventress, Star Wars was just a pretext for revenge on those who betrayed her.
The life of a mercenary
Having become a full-fledged sister of the night, Ventress gave up on Dooku's revenge. However, the lord was not slow to respond and invaded Dathomir, destroying almost the entire clan of the Nightsisters. After many years of wandering, Asajj, for unknown reasons, returns to the service of Dooku. She was made a cyborg, even more devoted and merciless. At the Battle of Bo-Piti, Asajj lost a lot of strength and was betrayed by Dooku for the second time. He considered the witch a useless loser and gave the order to kill her.
Wounded and exhausted, Asajj was found by Obi Wan. Even lying down, she tried to kill him. After failed attempt return Ventress to the light Anakin hit her with a sword. Before her death, the witch warned that Coruscant must be defended - this was the key to victory in the war with the Confederacy.
Kenobi took Asajj to his ship to be buried with honors. Once safe, the witch used a Mind Trick and forced the pilots to fly away from the annoying war, the Jedi and the Sith.
Source contradictions
Attentive fans note that Asajj Ventress entered Star Wars as a character with a controversial fate. Many sources interpret certain events in Asajj's life in different ways. For example, in the animated series The Clone Wars, Ventress receives an assignment to kill Anakin as her first task. However, in Jedi: Mace Windu, she, led by Dooku, attempts to destroy a group of Jedi on Ruul.
There is an assumption that after the death of Narek, Asajj began to fight with two swords - her own and Kai's. Dooku destroys both weapons upon encountering the witch. In Republic: Hate and Fear, Obi Wan steals Narek's sword unscathed.
Contrary to the storyline of Yoda: Rendezvous with Darkness, The Clone Wars Animated Series tells that Asajj became a Nightsister long before the end of the war. Prior to the release of the series, it was believed that Ventress belonged to the race of ratataks. However, in the series, she appears as a Dathomirian witch.
Assaj Ventress: swords
Asajj received her first sword as a child - from a bounty hunter. She used it until the death of her mentor Kai Narek. She then acquired the twin swords that served her until she met Dooku. After destroying her old weapons, the dark lord grants Ventress the fusing lightsabers, which could be used as a double-ended staff. They could also be fastened with a cable, which increased the effectiveness of combat.
The new Asajj Ventress appeared after the Padawan stole Dooku's gift. She used it until the end of her career as a bounty hunter. The weapon was purchased on the black market and had a standard cylindrical shape. The plasma blade emitted a yellowish light.
Asajj can be described as the most independent character in Star Wars. Turning to various masters for help, she was able to combine many positive and negative traits. Being constantly in the center of events, Asajj met great warriors, learned to deal with her fears and gained unprecedented strength.
Today SDCC hosted a panel on Star Wars novels. There was only one announcement: in the summer of 2015, a new novel with Asajj Ventress and Quinlan Vos will be released - a story based on unused Clone Wars scripts that Filoni and Lucas wrote. The book is written by Christy Golden.
The writer will be provided with art and video materials. With the continuation of the story, Asajj got caught by Kathy Lucas, who also came up with a punk hairstyle. According to Pablo Hidalgo, the novel touches on "very adult themes" (not what you might think). Shapiro: “Ventress is a complex character. She meets the equally complex Vos." (By the way, Del Rey says that of all the Clone Wars books, only the novel of the same name is canon.)
Most of the panel was devoted to J. J. Miller's novel "New Dawn" - a tie-in for the Rebels series, in connection with which, in addition to Miller himself, Dave Filoni and Vanessa Marshall, who played Hera, acted as moderator. There were also editor-in-chief of Lucasfilm, Jennifer Heddle, from the story group - Pablo Hidalgo, from Del Rey - Shelley Shapiro.
"New Dawn":
The book came about because there were many different stories that otherwise would have gone untold. “We did some pretty detailed backstories,” Filoni said, “but there are no flashbacks in Rebels.”
According to Miller, this is a story "about the Empire taking over the Republic, perverting the tools of the Republic." Miller read the show's "story bible" and spoke to Filoni on a character conference call (he was even tempted to describe Kanan with an eyepatch to play a prank on Filoni).
According to Miller, his heroes - Kerra, Kenobi, Zane, and now Kanan - are all lonely knights, but only Kanan - without a mission: "he has no teacher left, no future, he doesn't care about anything." Filoni: "They took away his whole way of life." In the novel, Kanan is only interested in money and entertainment, he does not care about the Empire or the Rebellion. Filoni: But then he meets Hera and his lonely life changes. Miller: These characters don't want to be together. They don't have any plan."
The last line of Kenobi is the same as the first line of New Dawn. The first chapter - Filoni imagined something like that, but never filmed it.
According to Shelley Shapiro, with the new approach to canon, "everyone plays in the same sandbox and tells different parts of the same story." New Dawn is a prototype of the kind of collaboration that will create subsequent stories.
According to Hidalgo, life during the Dark Ages is largely described according to Lucas' vision and explanations.
"The Clone Wars":
The Rebels episodes are 30 seconds shorter than The Clone Wars episodes.
Filoni is always looking for ways to use ideas from untapped Clone Wars scripts, as they did with the story of Darth Maul in the Dark Horse comic.
"If we decide to release a Clone Wars book, we have the scripts, art, and footage, but not the animated material."
Canon:
Shelly Shapiro on EU's transformation into Legends: “We didn't want the stories that so many people, myself included, to just go and disappear. … Therefore, they are legends - stories with grains of truth. These stories mean something to you, even if they didn't officially happen." Filoni: "All historical facts need not be known. We still take ideas from old stories.” Heddle: "They may be legends, but they're still part of the Star Wars universe. It's just different stories." Hidalgo: "The definition of canon is based on functionality, not quality."
Tarkin
This is the story of OT-era Coruscant and the intrigues of the Imperial Court. According to Hidalgo, it is largely based on the ideas of Lucas, which he expressed even before his resignation.
Shelley Shapiro asked James Luceno to do the same as in the novel Plagueis.
Other:
Filoni on clones and stormtroopers: “Stormtroopers are real people who have been turned into clones with digital designations. Clones are the opposite.
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Asajj Ventress - Star Wars character
March 15, 2016Undoubtedly, every fan of the fantastic Star Wars saga paid special attention to the character named Asajj Ventress, since it was this heroine who demonstrated the maximum courage, resilience and perseverance. She is a Dark Jedi and wields green, red, and blue lightsabers. Since Asajj's birthplace is the planet Rattatak, she can be attributed to the Rattatakin race. The heroine belongs to the Confederation of Independent Systems or the Sith. The image turned out to be quite harmonious and complete, thanks to the well-chosen dubbing actress, which was Gray DeLisle.
Beginning of life
Asajj Ventress was born on the planet Dathomir, home of the Nightsister clan. While still at a fairly early age, the mother of the heroine had to give her child to the Sinit criminal Halstead, who threatened to destroy the entire clan. The villain decided to take little Asajj to the planet Rattatak, after which he made her his slave. However, the Sinitinin was soon attacked by Weequay bandits who killed him. During the battle, the girl drew attention to the Jedi Kai Narek, whose ship was wrecked on Rattatak, saving him from an enemy attack by throwing him a certain distance with the help of the Force. Noticing that Asajj possessed the Force, Narek set about training her as a Jedi, without informing the Council, which had previously exiled the master, of his intention.
Soon Narek and Asajj began to work to end the confrontation and reconciliation of the peoples and became real heroes. At the same time, serious military leaders learned about the exploits of the characters, who decided to join forces and destroy the girl and her teacher. However, the higher forces still managed to achieve the death of Narek, who, just before his death, managed to leave a tattoo on Asajj's head. Deprived of her mentor, the Dark Jedi Ventress turned to the dark side of the Force, killing the enemy that left her without a master, and promising herself to avenge him.
After the Clone Wars began, Asajj spotted Count Dooku, who was looking for allies on the planet Rattatak. He saw how the heroine fought with the gladiators and easily defeated them. A battle took place between her and Count Dooku, which the Count easily won, destroying the heroine's weapon and providing her mentor Darth Sidious. The Dark Jedi Ventress rejoiced at the opportunity to serve the forces that were destroying the Jedi. Count Dooku gifted the student with two new weapons that had previously belonged to Komari Vose.
Heroine missions
One day, Ventress was faced with her first serious task, which consisted in the need to interfere with the negotiations of the Jedi, who did not want a clone war, who had flown to the Ruul satellite. Upon arrival on the satellite, the heroine got rid of some of the Jedi and entered into battle with Windu, but, losing the battle, decided to retreat. After the Jedi lost contact with the Gungan colony, they decided to check what happened there. It was at this point that Asajj decided to attack them, killing Master Glaive and injuring the Padawan. However, fighting with Obi-Wan Kenobi, the heroine was defeated and was forced to retreat. After that, several Jedi tracked her return to the planet of Queita, wishing to find an antidote for a specific weapon there. Thanks to Durge, Asajj was stunned to win and fly away.
Asajj Ventress' second mission was to find and get rid of Anakin Skywalker. This was planned by Darth Sidious to ensure Anakin's strength and encourage him to turn to the dark side. Finding Anakin, the heroine decided to attack him with her ship, thus a chase ensued, which resulted in a sword battle, which was won by Skywalker. He threw Asajj off the roof of the Massassi Temple, but she survived.
Assassination attempt on Kenobi
After that, Ventress finally wanted to prove that she was a worthy assistant to Count Dooku, deciding to demonstrate to him that she could surpass the Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi, respected by him. She locked him in the citadel and robbed him of his power. After a while, Kenobi, thanks to the clone, decided to escape through the dungeon. On the way to the ship, Obi-Wan managed to learn the events of Asajj's life and he decided to try to return her to the light side of the Force. The heroine tried to find the fugitives, but, having discovered the loss of Narek's sword and her ship, the main female character of Star Wars declared Kenobi her worst enemy.
Clan "Sisters of the Night"
After a while, it seemed to Darth Sidious that Asajj had become too strong and experienced. Fearing betrayal by his subordinate, he asked Tyranus to kill Ventress. Despite being fired upon by the cruiser, Ventress was able to survive. She had to flee to the Nightsisters, seeking help. After that, the main female character of Star Wars, along with Talzin, developed a cunning plan to take revenge on Dooku. They tricked him into giving him a dummy Jedi as a guard, who was programmed to kill the Count.
After the plan failed, Asajj decided to become a full-fledged Nightsister. After that, the heroine decided to stop taking revenge on Dooku. However, Dathomir was subject to invasion, which resulted in the almost complete destruction of the Sister clan. Asajj, still alive, decided to go to Tatooine to build a new life.
Battles and battles
At the Battle of Christophsis, Asajj decided to join forces with the inveterate Separatist commander Warm Loathsm, which could allow these planets to be joined to the Confederacy. By deception, the heroine was able to convince the Republican clone to go over to the dark side and found out from him a way to overcome the defenses of enemies. Despite the fact that Asajj learned valuable information, Anakin Skywalker managed to lead his army to a safe distance.
With the planet Rattatak safe, the Jedi went to their headquarters, but Asajj stood in their way, fighting them with swords. After that, Ventress had to negotiate with Katuunko, which were unsuccessful. As Dooku was fed up with his apprentice's frequent failures, he hinted that another failure could be her last. After that, the heroine decided to save Nute Gunray, everything went pretty easily. However, when she tried to steal Fett's DNA, she was defeated again.
Incident on Quartzite
After the end of the Clone Wars, Asajj returned to Tatooine and joined a gang that delivered chests to Otua Blanca's palace. During the mission, the gang was attacked by enemies who were defeated. Taking pity on the girl who was in the chest, Asajj received a reward. Thanks to her machinations, the heroine managed to earn high prestige among the mercenaries.
Confidential Service
Soon, Asajj Ventress decided to return, serve the Confederacy and once again become Dooku's apprentice. The heroine this time was made a cyborg. But when defeated in battle, Count Dooku realized that he had failed and decided to get rid of her. In the last minutes of her life, Asajj tried to hook Obi-Wan with a piece of metal, but Anakin managed to hit her with a sword. Ventress managed to advise him to stay away from Dooku, as he is the main evil.
Kenobi decided to take Asajj's body to the ship and bury her with dignity, however, as soon as the ship moved into place, Ventress appeared in the cockpit. With the help of a mind trick, she was able to instill in the pilot the need to change direction. And they went into space, the main thing - away from enemies and war.
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What? Again social. network changed? Well, where are you now? Surfers? What else is Surfori? Asajj Ventress was chatting with a friend while browsing the catalog of one of Galaneth's most popular sites, namely the one where you could buy clothes, shoes, bags and other junk. In fact, Asajj for many years managed perfectly with just seven sets of clothes (exactly the same, by the way), but those shoes blew her away. Black low shoes made of the finest leather (or rather, a material that imitated leather, since for some time it was considered unethical in the highest circles of Coruscant to kill animals to create shoes in the highest circles of Coruscant) with silver clasps and high fifteen-centimeter heels. The shoes are definitely impractical. It is inconvenient to drive transport in such an inconvenient place, and even more so to fight. But… nosy marketers praised her so much that even such an advanced adept of the dark path as Asajj pecked. It is clear that this pleasure was not cheap. With that kind of money (if she had any), Asajj could buy her own cruiser or put together an army, or ... In general, as the same Galanet interlocutor with the strange name Yana said: “Will the Wishlist not crack?”. Actually, six months ago, there was no talk of any Yana and long conversations in chat rooms. Training, assignments, more training. And she liked it. Asajj loved the adrenaline rush that came with every successful mission. She loved the feeling of satisfaction that arose from the rare praise of Lord Sidious. But sometimes she had the feeling that several concrete slabs were slung on her shoulders and forced to hold, despite her fatigue. And she, Asajj, is just a tool, just a pawn in the hands of these two, Dooku and Sidious, and in fact no one takes her seriously. So it was on that memorable evening when, after another scolding, she launched her ship into the orbit of an uninhabited planet, marked on all maps as having no name, with only a sixteen-digit number, and collapsed exhausted on her bunk. The wrist computer was turned on. Burying her face into the pillow, Asajj absentmindedly ran her finger across the screen, just to calm her nerves that were overwhelmed to the limit, when suddenly the device emitted a quiet and melodious sound - a message arrived. Lifting her head from the pillow, Asajj stared at the screen in surprise. It turned out, blindly poking at him with her finger, she accidentally got into some kind of chat. Almost deserted, in which a mysterious interlocutor had just appeared, sending her a message. - Hey! Why are you sad? - Am I sad? Damn, that's putting it mildly! I am angry! - Do you have a piece of paper handy? - Well, there is. So what? - Break it. Yes, yes, into small, very small pieces, like Tuzik a heating pad. - Like who what? OK. Now. A little later, when the leaf was finished, Asajj finally remembered about the interlocutor. - Are you still here? - And then. So how? It is better? - Sort of. - That's great. Now make some tea. Better green. In such a case, I always keep a box of good cookies on hand, but in principle it is possible without it. I'll put the kettle on too. Imagine that we are drinking tea together. By the way, my name is Yana, and you? - Asajj. - Wow! Cool. Let's get acquainted * mentally stretches out his hand * And do not be angry. Well, all of them. Nerve cells do not regenerate. That's how they met. And, it is strange that Asajj, who never had any friends or girlfriends, suddenly felt an urgent need to communicate with a girl named Yana, who lives somewhere in the middle of nowhere, in solar system , On the Earth. And then Yana moved to the expanses of the social. networks, and Asajj, needless to say, followed her. Odnoklassniki, My world, VK and, finally, Surfori. - Imagine, here visitors are paid for the news posted on their pages, the number of subscribers and so on. The network, however, is still only at the beta testing stage, but it will not be long and soon ... Hey, ay, can you hear me? - I hear. Look (and Asajj sent Yana a photo of the desired shoes). Good, isn't it? - Class! I have never seen such. Is the price good too? - Even some. Not every royal dynasty can afford this. - Well, don't worry. I, for example, cannot afford Louboutins either. And why do I need them, in my village. Knead road dirt or seduce bulls. Heh. - Yes, and I somehow unnecessarily, but ... - But I want to, huh? - Yeah. - So what about Surfori? - I'll register. Post a link. So Asajj got on Surfori. At first things didn't go well. It all came down mainly to a personal (by the way, not as convenient as on the same VK). News same all until single were roughly the next content. “I registered and now I don’t know what to do here.” “The day has passed, the number has changed. So what? And nothing". “I don’t know anything about the weather outside, except that it’s dark and cold there. Always. Space, after all." Oddly enough, but even such "news" found its fans. “Just talk about what you like, what you think, what you see,” Yana advised. “Your life, as I understand it, is interesting. Not everyone can draw well or write poetry well, but you can take a couple of photos of some flowers. Or not flowers. Food. Yes, the same shoes. You can put their photo on public display and complain about how expensive they are, dogs. I'm still thinking about getting a Premium Jedi, do you think it's worth it or not? - Jedi? Asajj almost jumped. “You know what, I don’t want to hear such words here again. Otherwise, I'll quit. - Hey, what are you doing? Cool down. Good good. No Jedi. Here we have nearby, in the Republic of Buryatia, by the way, there is such a settlement, Dzheda. So its inhabitants are now jokingly called Jedi ... Asajj only snorted contemptuously in response, but, of course, did not go anywhere. And then everything was resolved somehow by itself, when Yana won this most coveted Premium Jedi in one of the competitions, and the points began to accumulate even faster. So Asajj, in the end, simply spat on the name and acquired it for herself simply out of solidarity. And also, heeding Yana's advice, I started taking photos, and the first more or less bright and worthy post was dedicated to those same shoes. Of course, many realities of the distant world were unfamiliar to her. They seemed to have no idea about the Clone Wars or the Republic, only interested in the troubles and joys of their small planet. So Asajj was surprised to learn that Yana had never even been in space, not to mention traveling to other planets. “But there are so many beautiful things in the universe,” Asajj suddenly thought, and in the next post she briefly spoke about one uninhabited in the plan sentient beings, but rich in its flora and fauna of the planet, adding to the narrative beautiful photos . And also the music of well-known performers in the Republic, who were not even known on Earth, recipes for exotic dishes, which could not be reproduced in earthly conditions, but striking in their beauty. Yes, the same weapon. Here, however, Asajj faced an unpleasant surprise when some man suddenly wrote in the comments to the post with her favorite light sabers: “No, don’t think, you are excellent at Photoshop, and everything you write about is very interesting, but! Do you really consider yourself a Sith? It seems like an adult woman (judging by the photographs), but you are doing nonsense! Asajj had already put her fingers on the keyboard to give him a scolding, when suddenly some young man stood up for her with the words: “Why not, actually? Here you, Ivan Ivanovich, for example, call yourself a wandering philosopher, although your whole philosophy boils down to how bad things are with us, and even call it a realistic approach to life. So why doesn't this sweet lady have the right to be whatever she wants to be?" Ivan Ivanych had no arguments for this, and Asazhzh had another interlocutor. As a matter of fact, she had long been in contact with more than just Yana. She had a lot of galanetny acquaintances. Earthly and from the Republic. One Twilek senator even urged to meet, enchanted (he said) by her charm. - So what? The meeting does not oblige you to anything, - Yana noted carefully. "You just don't know what it's about," Asajj replied with a sigh. “He’s just awfully fat, so much so that he doesn’t even move on his own. And besides, he has five wives. I have no idea how I can fit into this composition. - Well, then, of course, it's not worth it. And Alexander? - Is it the one who lives somewhere in the wilderness and translates arrows on the railway tracks? Asajj thought. - He is good. In addition, a talented programmer, even according to our concepts, but I don’t know. Your planet, it's so far away, and why should I tell him, even though he wrote that I can fly at any time. He needs a wife, and if you look at it carefully, I'm just a mercenary. Fighting is all I can do. “Still, I don’t understand you,” Yana objected. - You haven’t even tried it, but you’re already screaming: “No, this doesn’t suit me.” I think you're just afraid. Someone once set you up big, now you think that everyone is like that. "You sound just like that damned Obi-Wan!" Asajj shouted and slammed the cover of the netbook in her heart. The conversation took place on the eve of the last and most unpleasant meeting with Anakin Skywalker, after which both the Jedi and even Count Dooku and Darth Sidious began to consider Asajj safely dead. But luck once again turned out to be on her side, because, whatever you say, a hospital bed is still better than a cell with a corresponding sign in the wall of the crematorium. 4-A-7, who remained loyal to her under all circumstances, was able to pick up the faint signal from her communication device, find Asajj and transfer medical droids to reliable manipulators. Later, when she woke up and began to more or less think about something, he said that shortly before she met Anakin in a mortal battle, a robot messenger appeared on her ship and brought a box tied with a ribbon, destined for “Mrs. Asajj." I did not open the 4-A-7 box, I just scanned for the presence explosives, and after they were not found, I decided to leave the mistress until the recovery, although all this is very, very strange ... - I don’t understand you, - Asajj said. - What exactly seemed strange to you? - And the fact that this messenger was reprogrammed for the sole purpose of delivering this package, and even set the coordinates of our ship, and then erased this information from his memory. I checked. - And what do you think about it? - Well, it’s not in my competence to think, but if I had to draw any conclusions, I would decide that you have a friend. A very careful friend. Who cares about your safety. - Thank you, 4-A-7. Now leave me. I…” Asajj tugged at the tape carefully, already knowing what was in the box. Inside, neatly lined with pieces of styrofoam, were the same shoes. And on a small postcard, signed by the hand of the same messenger robot, the following words shimmered in gold: “Dear Asajj. These shoes are yours. A. P.S.: By the way, my offer is still valid. Already dressed up the Christmas tree that we have in the yard. I'm looking forward to it."“I’m looking forward to…” Asajj repeated. “A friend who cares about your safety… I don’t know what scam you pulled, Mr. Alexander, a hacker from planet Earth, but you definitely have a chance…”
The streets of Coruscant were dark. Only light snowflakes fluttered, and the windows of rare shop windows shone. At this late hour, the shops were long closed. A young Twilek stood at one of these windows and, ignoring the frost, gazed admiringly at a pair of black low shoes resting on a red velvet cushion. She didn't immediately notice Asajj's presence, and when she did, she recoiled in fear. - Take it. Just your size,” and to the surprise and delight of the Twilek, Asajj handed her a box containing exactly the same shoes that were in the window. - That's for me? she whispered. - For what? And who are you? “Good fairy, damn it,” Asajj muttered, dissolving into the darkness. Her wounds still ached, but Asajj knew she was capable of piloting the ship. And if anything, 4-A-5 will replace it. Half an hour ago, she spoke with Yana, indescribably delighting the latter both with her appearance and with her intention to visit Earth. - Just be careful with our air defense systems, otherwise they will shoot down more, - Yana was worried. Asajj chuckled, "They won't see me." So put the kettle on and get out your cherished box of cookies. In a couple of days we'll be drinking tea in your kitchen. - This, of course, is very good, - Yana noticed carefully, - but what about Alexander? - My ship in a couple of minutes is able to fly around a planet like yours. What do you think, will I have time to see him before the New Year or not? And a few days later, after a long absence on Surfori (and to the greater displeasure of Ivan Ivanovich), photographs of the following content appeared. Asajj in a suit that meets all the laws of the genre, in an embrace with a cheerful girl in a Pavlo-Pasad scarf, takes a selfie against the backdrop of a snowman and amazed villagers. Asajj and a thin guy in glasses are skating on the ice of a frozen river. Or rather, one guy rides, Asajj is just learning to keep his balance. And, most importantly, her right hand close-up with a tiny gold ring on her ring finger ... Shining eyes, a smile. - How they changed it, - thought Ivan Ivanovich, - it was so gloomy at first, it was already scary. Surferi can be seen and makes people out of the Sith. Or is love to blame ... Okhokhonyushki.