GRADUATION EVENING "SCHOOL OSCAR - 2015"
Part 1. MEETING ON THE RED CARPET
Ved1: Ladies and Gentlemen!
Vedas 2: Ladies and gentlemen!
Lead 1: Hello!
Vedas 2: Good evening!
So the solemn moment has come, to which everyone has been going for the last 11 years.
Vedas1: And today we are present at the solemn event of the annual presentation of the prestigious award "Oscar - 2015"
Vedas 2: The most interesting films created over the past 11 years were included in the nomination of today's celebration.
Vedas 1: Sometimes sad, and even sad, but always interesting, bright, unusual, worthy of the highest award - the Oscar!
Ved.2: Everyone knows how honorable it is to receive this award. Today it will not be awarded to Hollywood stars. The main characters of the evening are the graduates of 2015.
Ved.1: It is they who deserve the award for outstanding talents, and it is they who are the stars of this evening!
Vedas 2: Graduates of 2015 MBOU secondary school No. 10 in Birsk are invited to the red carpet.
Vedas 1. We welcome by name. Our first guests on the red carpet are:
Stepping on the red carpetNikulin Igor - a guy of all trades - a computer scientist, an artist, a DJ, and so on and so forth, who played the role of the "master" in all school productions, we welcome him.
Today we welcome the charming, boyish, perky and daring, brave and independentIslamova Victoria , your applause
A tall, slender beauty whose dancing talents require development, we believe in a lucky starOlga Zolotareva welcome her.
Greetings - the sports star of the school: a handsome guy with a charming Hollywood smile, who showed remarkable artistic abilities in the 11th grade, the star of school shows and series -Timerkaev Alexander.
Stepping onto the red carpet - purposeful, always achieving her goals, but modest, shy, our graduate, who has an original oriental appearance -Nasibullina Elvina.
And here comes the president of school student self-government, an indispensable and very responsible person, organizer and executor of creative ideas at school -Karyakina Anastasia.
- We welcome a smart, strict, modest, having many hidden virtues, undiscovered talents, a handsome guy -Gorbunova Alexandra.
A talented girl of our school steps on the red carpet, since the elementary grades not a single concert has passed without her participation, the singing star of our school, the future star of the world stage -Sakharova Maria.
Meet: a kind, smiling girl, whose smile gives warmth to everyone and cheers up everyone around -Epaneshnikova Tatiana.
Appears on the red carpet - charming, kind, overcoming his shyness at KVN in BDD-Galimov Ramadan
Greetings - A slender black-browed beauty, whose height and appearance is suitable for a model catwalk -Kiyamutdinova Elina
And here he appears - the most shy and most smiling guy among the graduates of 2015, in which there are a lot of undiscovered talents -Chernov Oleg.
The most slender graduate of 2015, diligent and executive, natural blonde and owner of the longest braid, steps on the red carpet -Alexandrova Irina
Dear guests, this graduate is not so easy to hide in the school crowd, a temperamental guy with a handsome appearance and a mohawk on his head, of course, this is -Musin Artur
Meet - stylish, extravagant, creative person, a girl with creative thinking and her own personal approach to all decisions -Nabieva Elmira
And here comes a gentle, modest, charming beauty with good diction, the future announcer of the central television -Shevkoplyas-Gurieva Nadezhda
The last graduate appears on the red carpet ... We welcome the charming, sociable brunette graduate, his natural modesty disappears on stage, where he shows remarkable artistic talents -Shpak Dmitry.
And here are all the graduates of 2015 in front of you, dear guests
(Alumni line up)
Today they are a little worried,
A little bit happy today
And, of course, you can understand them,
After all, they have a new path ahead of them!
He waits, calls, scares a little.
Great things beckon
Let them remember the path
That she took me to school every day!
Vedas 2: “Listen, if the stars are lit, then someone needs it, then it is necessary that at least one star lights up over the roofs every evening ...” Today, at our festival, not one star is lit, but a whole starfall of new graduates of our school.
Ved.1. And a cool lady opened these stars. We invite the class teacher of the 11th grade, Lyudmila Vyacheslavovna, to the red carpet.
She is cheerful, knows how to organize well, aim, rally children. Students respect her as a teacher, they love her very much for her understanding, support, ability to give advice on any issue of interest to them. This is a caring, patient, benevolent class teacher who wholeheartedly cheers for every student in his class.
Applause to the class teacher.
1. The director is a faithful guardian of order,
Guarantor, as they say now,
He has a strict eye for everything
And devoted to school without a trace,
A thunderstorm of boobies and rake,
Damoclav sword of immodest girls.
Does not notice the looks of languid,
He bears his cross with dignity.
We see no flaws in it.
But all the praises later
After the presentation of certificates,
Pyotr Alexandrovich, time! We wait!!!
2. Director of the school Karachun P.A. is invited to the red carpet.
The destiny of the young is the joy of flight,
Knowledge of life, the beginning of the path,
Study, career, ups and downs,
Fall down, get up, and go again.
2. Youth has a ringing road,
The young have a way in the palm of their hand,
They are confident, strong and know a lot,
And God forbid they do not turn off the road.
Ved1. We start our film festival "Oscar" (with a musical and dance surprise of our graduates).
Dance Flashmob
Ved2. For the solemn holding of the Oscar 2014 awards ceremony, to deafening applause, we invite our graduates to the hall.
1. We invite all guests, parents, teachers to the hall.
Part 2 OSCAR AWARDING
Music for the Oscars (certificates)
Vedas 2.: Graduation party "Oscar" - 2015 "is declared open.
Anthem of the Russian Federation, Belarus
Ved1. The school years are left behind, the real adult life is coming, not easy, with many obstacles and difficulties.
And only purposefulness, perseverance, diligence will help you, graduates, overcome all difficulties and find yourself in life.
Presenter: Connoisseurs of school cinema came to congratulate the graduates of 2015 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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The word is given by _________________________________________________
Ved1:
What city? Cannes?
- No, Birsk, - I will answer you.
- Here us nominations
Looking forward to this evening.
Vedas 1. Fanfares sound joyfully.
The solemn moment has come!
Now they will give everyone a certificate,
Who was looking forward to it.
Vedas 1:
We are approaching the most solemn moment of our filming, to which you have been going for all school years- for the presentation of certificates. To make the film so wonderful, everyone put their hands, head, soul and heart.
Vedas 2. To award the laureates, we invite the chief director of the Film "Burnt by School 2015" Karachun Petr Aleksandrovich to the stage
(Word of the director)
Vedas 1. We announce the first nomination - "Director's Pet".
VED. 2 Graduates! Are there among you those to whom Pyotr Alexandrovich treats well? (Pause)
Raise your hand, no - both hands... clap them!
Now we will find out how insightful you were!
Let's open the envelope!
Vedas 1: Yes, there are so many. Name them yourself, Pyotr Alexandrovich!
Director:
Irina, Ramadan and Sasha,
Tatyana, Olya and Vika,
Nastya, Elina, Artur,
Of course, Elmira and Elvina,
Igor, Masha, Ivan would not be forgotten
Sasha, Oleg, Nadia and Dima
Did I name everyone? I love you all.
(Fanfare)
Vedas. Attention! Certificates of complete secondary education are being awarded to graduates of 2015!
(fanfare for the presentation of certificates)
Vedas. 1. Certificate - it is in the film by the way:
And its name is "Big Life".
But on this, as at the start,
You don't stay long.
Vedas. 2.In the second series, which will be soon.
Take important keys in your hands.
Learn a couple of years.
And get a degree.
Vedas 1. There are those teachers in the school
Who cares about you the most
Who most often praised, sometimes scolded,
Who wholeheartedly helped you in everything.
2nd presenter: - The graduates of our school are already adults, independent people, they decided to hold a return presentation of the Oscar award - awarding school teachers for their services to them.
Graduate: - Dear, infinitely beloved teachers and school staff! Today we have a common holiday. 11 years of joint work behind. If it were not for your professionalism, patience, love and kindness, we would not be holding these wonderful crusts in our hands now. Over the years we have studied you very well. You are all wonderful people, but each of you has special character traits that we liked most about you and that we aspired to emulate. After all, a student is not only a sum of knowledge, but also a personality that is formed over many years of study.
Graduate: Attention! Attention!
Following the dictates of the times, we are holding the second part of the Recognition Award . Applicants for "Recognition" were tested for several years in various nominations, including school subjects.
Graduate: - The nomination: “Putin himself is not a decree for him” is dedicated to the strict and attentive, understanding and omniscient headmaster: Karachun P.A.
Dima Shpak
:
Our feelings unspent bowl,
And the living breath of spring
And our love and gratitude
We address the Director.
From dawn to dusk you are at work,
You are always in search and in care,
Everything worries you, everything worries you,
The heart will help anyone urgently.
We want you to stay the same
All adversity in spite of smiling,
And save this dear house,
To meet our children in it.
(Graduates present a medal and a diploma to the director of the school.)
Graduate: - Nomination: “Everything is in order, everything is fine, all exams have passed” is dedicated to the Deputy Director for Educational and educational work Yamaeva N.G.
Tanya Epaneshnikova:
You are the scheduling goddessYou put in the effortSo that the lessons are fullyWe could visit.Wherever we go to work or study,We are sure that these days are not destined to be forgotten.(presentation of a medal and diploma)
Graduate: - The nomination “How long we did not resist, you tried to educate us” is dedicated to the deputy director for educational work Anisimova L.A.
Sasha Timerkaev : For discipline you are strictlyFollow from the morningSo as not to smoke at the threshold,So that the children do not swear.We had fun with youWe painted the floors togetherSo that these days are not forgottenYou will accept the medal and diploma.(delivery)
Graduate: - Nomination: "We will remember you"! dedicated to the first teacher Zaitseva E.S.
Masha Sakharova
:
“Everyone has only one time in their lifeIt happens its first, its memorable classAnd the first mentor, our first teacher,He opened the door for us to the land of knowledge and discoveries.”
(
delivery)
Graduate: - The word for congratulating the graduates is given to the first teacher ....
(Congratulates the first teacher.)
Graduate: - The nomination “I would have learned Russian because you taught us it” is dedicated to the teacher of Russian language and literature Zolotareva E.N.
Graduates! Please note in the futureSo as not to be afraid of essays,It is enough to haveA set of simple definitions:Write that the poet is a prophet,And Gogol ridiculed the orders,That Famusov is bad and nasty,
Graduate:And Chadsky is no longer a rider.Bazarov overtook his age,Onegin is a complex nature,Wild is the image of a tyrant,Gerasim drowned Mumu...That's all the literature for you.
Graduate:I'll be the most honest rules.I would make me learn RussianNot only Russians, but allThen Russia will succeed.Everyone will know literatureAnd our Russian culture.(delivery)
Graduate: - Nomination: “You know everything about numbers and they taught us the same” is dedicated to the mathematics teacher Kail G.K.
The laws of numbers are very strict,And become mathematiciansGiven, alas, not very many,We have learned to countAfter all, in the current difficult century,Everything will have to be counted.
Geometry and algebra meaningNowadays, everyone can appreciateTherefore, for our right decisions,We must thank you from the bottom of our hearts.(delivery)
Graduate: – Nomination: “Columbus discovered America, and we will take it and close it” is dedicated to E.V. Khramov, a history teacher.
Igor Nikulin:
If there is silence in the classroom,Flies don't flySo we have historySomeone is being called.
If everyone rustledSo the teacher is movingAll cheat sheets must be hiddenAnd close all books.In general, we are veryWe love all history!If necessary, we will conquerAny territory!(delivery)
Graduate: - The nomination “Do not twist the colorful globe, it will still come in handy” of our award is dedicated to the teacher of geography Mudarisova G.R.
You and I descended to the depths,Among the quicksands the sands moved,We conquered mountain peaksAnd the permafrost of both poles.
And let there be many more discoveriesWe must make in our life,For showing us the wayWe will always thank you!(delivery)
Graduate: - The nomination "Knowledge of Ohm's laws does not exempt from responsibility" is dedicated to the teacher of physics Yatsenko A.V.
Physics for us is like a birthday,
We are happy to come to class!
Tiles, irons, electric lamps -
Physics is everywhere and always.
Glory to Newton, Ampere, Ohm,
Watt is a good man!
Honor, praise you for making friends
We are forever with them!
(delivery)
Graduate: - Nomination: “Chemistry decorates and heals us and, apparently, will soon feed us” is dedicated to the teacher of chemistry Karelina V.V.
Graduate:
The sorceress is known to all of us:
Worked wonders in test tubes
And love forever for chemistry
She undoubtedly dropped
We always remember
WhatH 2
O-This is water.
Graduate:
- In the nominations “Biology we know for sure” and “The most, most, most classy tormentor”, Mardanova L.V. won.
Biology was taught
Stigmas, pistils passed,
DNA and ribosomes
carbohydrates, chromosomes,
How to protect nature
We will know now at “5”.
“For seven years we were famously tormented,
Seven years of rest did not give.
Although you were the best for us -
FREEDOM FINALLY has arrived!”
(delivery)
Graduate: - The response word is given to the class teacher Mardanova L.V.
(The class teacher speaks.)
Graduate: - Nomination: “Oh, sport, I love you, but with a strange love” is dedicated to the teacher physical culture Sadrtdinov I.A.
In the young month of April, snow melts near the school,
And the physical education teacher kicks out for a run.
The children rushed with a whistle, the heart beats furiously,
Only something pricks somewhere and ripples in everyone's eye,
Striving for the cherished goal, not knowing barriers,
Children are running, rushing, almost flying.
(delivery)
Graduate: – Nomination: “Crazy Hands” is dedicated to the teacher of technology Krasilnikov V.A.
"Your hands are golden
They can create a lot.
How do you do it,
We can't understand!"
(delivery)
We thank you for your love.
It wasn't easy for you at times.
Saying goodbye to you, we say:
Together). "Thanks a lot!"
Song "Our" (Masha, Igor, Sasha and Olya)
Vedas 1. Our graduates perform in the nomination "Our feelings of the unspent bowl".
Issue 1. Dear teachers of our school!
Today on this June day
Please accept our congratulations
For your loyalty and love,
For your dedication to your work!
Issue 2 We have known you for so many years,
And you know everything about us.
It's good to be with us
You are smiling now!
You are so extraordinarily kind!
And today it is no coincidence that we
Thank you for everything, let's say together,
Issue 3 Everyone knows if something is needed,
You did not allow refusal,
They always helped us with everything!
Issue 4. Let's not talk today
Banal words, duty phrases,
We wish you good health!
We love you very, very much!
Vedas. In the nomination "Childhood's last call" the film "Odnoklassniki" wins. Let's see its excerpt. Song and The film "Classmates".
And now the best comedian of our school is performing, the future pop artist, who will outshine Justin Timberlake himself-Igor Nikulin with his performance
The song "Tick-tock" performed by I. Nikulin
Leading.
Parents - Holy Word -
In it, ROD burns with the Fire of the Universe,
It sounds new for centuries -
In it, Life sings of imperishable fate.
Graduate. 1 The day before the birth, the Child asked God:
IN 3 - I am very afraid! I don't know at all what am I supposed to do in this world?
IN 1 God replied:
AT 4 - I will give you an Angel, he will always be with you. He will protect you from all troubles.
IN 3- But what is his name?
IN 1 - It doesn't matter what his name is. You will call him "MAMA"!
IN 2. And now, graduating from school, we would like with all our hearts, with all our hearts, to thank our mothers and fathers, our parents, who always stood behind our backs, supporting us in difficult times, solving problems with you, writing essays, re-passing school curriculum. Thank you, our relatives, dear ones, for everything that you have done, are doing and will do for us.
IN 3. Mom, you are with me always and everywhere,
Dad and mom are the main people.
The best people on this earth.
If you are near, we know what will happen
Peace of mind for me and for you.
Your warmth will warm you in the cold,
Strong hands will always support
Dear heart, when you get sick,
He can heal you easily.
May God grant you long life, health,
Shine, enthusiasm in happy eyes.
You are our relatives, we invite you
To the school farewell parental waltz.
Song for parents on the motive Quest Pistols "I'm tired"
Vedas. In the nomination of the best retro film, the film "Happy Childhood" won. Attention to the screen, gentlemen.
(Film and Parent Performance)
PARENTS SPEECH - 2015
Film "Happy Childhood"
Parents come out to the music.
Graduates of distant years send you their fiery greetings!
One milestone successfully taken - you have received a certificate!
Dear Guys! On behalf of all parents, congratulations on your successful graduation!
4. How quickly our children have grown! They read thick volumes, Solve problems that are incomprehensible to us and ask difficult questions.
5. Yesterday mine asks: - Dad, for how much could you read "War and Peace"? I thought and thought and said: - Well, a hundred rubles!
6. - And mine recently taught my little sister to write the number 8:
How can you not understand! This is the sign of infinity, placed vertically!
7. - And I tell my own, I also studied for deuces, so it will be fair if I encourage you the way your grandfather encouraged me ... with a belt.
8.
But I met such a nice woman on the street, she says to me:
“I think you are the father of one of my children…
I ask in horror:
- I?!
- Calm down, - the woman answers, - I'm a teacher.
9.- And how many written greetings we received from teachers in diaries:
10.- Here, for example: Thank you for having an educational conversation with your son. Now he answers at every lesson, however, so far everyone understands him poorly, since he began to stutter.
11.- And here's to us: Parents! Cut the child's hair, I want to look into his eyes.
12.- Yes, and to us: Your son at the lesson of physical education rested like a ram and did not want to jump over a goat.
13.- And I checked my son's diary: physics - 2, chemistry - 2, history - 2, literature - 2, singing - 5. Lord, he also sings.
14. - And I checked the diary, and there are only deuces, I tell him:
- In our time, they were beaten with a belt for such grades!
And he answered me: Cool idea! Come tomorrow after school, we'll take revenge on the teacher!
15. Children bring us nothing but grief. And we are different for them!
16. - Yes, how imperceptibly our children have become adults!
17. And today at your graduation party, we want to wish you:
18. When you're only seventeen,
Leaving the student bench,
Sometimes it's hard to figure out:
Where to go, which way?
And the path through life will be difficult,
So as not to turn to the side paths.
May conscience be everywhere for you
Your adviser and compass.
19. So that youth always rules in life,
Love was pure and bright.
So that each star suddenly turns
Your cherished dream.
20.
I thank the teachers, I am patient,
That our children were selflessly led.
In an effort to replenish the ranks, they are the first.
They taught life to love, so as not to pass by.
21. And I will not forget to wish, of course,
What is given, diligently multiply.
To the delight of everyone, work wholeheartedly.
And never forget the school walls.
22.
Happy and easy assignments to you,
Wonderful finds and new victories!
Congratulations on your graduation from school
Great accomplishments and life without troubles!
SONG
The final
Suits, ties, gloves and hairstyles,
The fate of the future is only a timid sketch,
Oh what a beautiful prom!
Let you leave school forever
But leaves a memory of your childhood
Don't forget your school years
Hearts and souls wonderful neighborhood
Yes, your film about childhood is coming to an end,
And all episodes were filmed, dreams were examined,
Like a Christmas tree holiday, fairy tales end.
Like a movie tape, the thread breaks.
IN 1 . Once again we want to say a huge thank you to you, dear school!
IN 2 . We want to once again thank our esteemed administration and our beloved teachers. And also all those who have always been with us for 11 years.
IN 3. We don't say goodbye to you
AT 4. We are speaking-
ALL Goodbye!!!
Song
These nominations for teachers and staff were invented by me back in January specifically for one of the schools on an individual order.
That is, she composed personally for each teacher and school employee, taking into account their personal nuances and characteristics. First, it was this personal trait that was played up, and only then the nomination was tied to the subject of teaching or occupation.
Therefore, you read the text, imagining at once which of your school the nomination suits, and immediately write down the name. I removed the real names so that you substitute your own - after the title of the position.
If it does not fit completely, then it will definitely give impetus to the desired thought. So with empty handed you won't leave here.
Do not leave me without feedback - write them in the comments.
And, please, always remember - you have the right to use my texts, but you DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT to publish them anywhere, even partially. I am the author, and this right is exclusively mine.
Nominations for teachers and school staff
First, a short introductory speech by the children-graduates, then they also conduct the nomination.
Dear teachers and school staff!
We deliberately shuffled the nominations in random order so that you could not guess whose name will follow when. And since many nominations have a light second meaning, we strongly advise you not only to listen, but also to listen.
- The Practitioner Prime Minister nomination is awarded to a school administrator for many years of work as a school principal and the ability to remain himself in any position, no matter what it is called.
- The Acting King nomination goes to ... (name of the current male director) ... - for the performance of the duties of the head of the kingdom on the territory of school No. ... of the city of ....
- Nomination "Mooooo young people!" (pronounce like this) deservedly takes the caretaker - for the ability to attract the attention of young people, as well as their teachers and parents to the repair of the classroom and school.
- The physical education teacher definitely wins in the nomination “Tomorrow is the final!” for optimism and indifference to children and sports, even in the status of an official pensioner.
- Mathematics teacher and school counselor wins in the nomination "Whatever the child amuses, if only he does not cry" - for the ability to organize students' leisure with algebraic accuracy.
- The nomination "Willed woman in an iron position" is awarded to the first teacher of today's graduates, an elementary school teacher - for the ability to work in a high-voltage zone, which is often the lower grades.
- Nominated "What's this got to do with it?" is awarded to the deputy director for water resources management, a geography teacher - for attentiveness to children and details, as well as for the ability to help students find the right answers with the right questions.
- The Computer Science teacher won in the "Beating Bill Gates" nomination - not only for computer knowledge and ability to teach students, but also for overtaking (hopefully) previous colleagues in terms of tenure in this position.
- The history teacher wins in the nomination “So, I didn’t understand” - for the ability to recognize the existence of unsolved facts, both in ancient history, and in the newest - on the example of the graduating class - which confirms a broad outlook and an equally objective approach to students and artifacts. (If you accompany the presentation with music, perhaps a piece of Verka Serduchka’s song “I didn’t understand” will do - this phrase is repeated at the end)
- The first teacher of a part of today's graduates, an elementary school teacher, wins in the nomination "Soul lover and child lover" for his sincere attitude towards the children of the elementary school and the extended day group.
- The nomination "Handmade" is given to a teacher of drawing and technology - for the ability to put the now popular hand made (hand-made) to the benefit of students and the school.
- The teacher of the Russian language and literature is awarded the nomination "Muse of Literature and Theatre" - for artistic command of the word and language, passion for theater and introducing children to the world of art.
- In the nomination "Representative of the British Empire" the teacher wins in English– for the ability to delicately instill in students that they need a second language no less than the first.
- The chemistry teacher wins in the nomination “Don’t think, you have to do” – for the ability to imperceptibly make it clear to students what and how they need to do during monitoring, as well as for unlimited knowledge not only in the field of chemistry, but also in zoology (“The elephant will think , he has a big head"), nuclear physics ("Now we're going to watch a movie about Hiroshima"), and even in weapons business ("Leave Kalashnikov alone, he's already had enough").
- The "One of a kind" nomination goes to an elementary school teacher, the first teacher of some of today's graduates: because the first teacher is always the only one.
- In the nomination "Keep yourself in hand" the school administrator, math teacher, class teacher of such and such a class wins - for ambition, determination, a sense of humor and the ability to solve problems not only through a derivative.
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In the meantime, read my other ones - they will give you more choice, there are those items and those employees that are not here.
Wishing you a sparkling nomination,
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
Here we continue the nominations for teachers and school staff, without even changing the numbering.
Nominations for teachers and staff.
- The teacher of economics and world art culture wins in the nomination “Bunny! To the blackboard!" - for a friendly attitude towards children, respect for world culture and a philosophical approach to the national economy.
- In the nomination "Mon cher" the teacher wins French- for smiling, easy-going, as well as for the ability to pronounce the phrase "My dear!" with true French flair.
- The nomination "Grower of Kinder Surprises" goes to the teacher of Russian language and literature, the first teacher of some of today's graduates - for growing these same kinders from the 1st grade to the last.
- The nomination “This is what you need first of all” is taken by the class teacher of such and such a class, the teacher of Russian language and literature, the counselor and the head of the school theater studio - for the ability to creatively combine four in one and for the skill intelligibly announcing the last Chinese warning to students, which immediately attracts in their heads the correct prioritization.
- Deputy director of educational work, teacher of mathematics and economics wins in the nomination "My children!" - for the incredible ability to treat students as their own children with all the ensuing consequences (from the requirement school uniform to citing vivid examples of plebeianism).
- The math teacher is awarded the "Mrs. X" nomination for the ability to teach children to bring X and Y (x and y) to a common denominator.
- In the nomination "Hey, ale, Newton!" the teacher of physics wins - for communication skills beyond titles and time, as well as for exactingness not only to his students, but also, as we believe, to the forefathers of physics.
- In the nomination "What are you doing there under the desk?" the chemistry teacher wins - remembered by the 2014 graduates as a competent, cheerful, principled teacher, as well as legendary phrase“So, whoever is in jeans, sit on the bucket.”
- The physical education teacher wins in the double nomination “Don’t kick the ball, don’t step over the line” for good spirits, respect for physical education equipment and a sincere educational approach to children (“Whoever loses will do push-ups”).
- In the nomination "Checked with London" the English teacher wins - for a principled approach to teaching and attention to detail.
- The nomination "Smile of Themis" goes to the teacher of social science and law - for cheerfulness, openness and optimism.
- Mathematics teacher wins in the nomination "You are our gifted!" - for boundless optimism in assessing the abilities of students and the fairness of assessments for proving theorems.
- In the nomination "Around the World in the Academic Year" the winner is a geography teacher and a library employee - for the ability to talk about the seas and countries in such a way that you want to escape from the lessons and immediately start traveling.
- The teacher of biology and ecology is awarded the nomination "There is no doubt" - for the ability to convincingly express new theme and just as convincingly demand the fulfillment homework. Darwin is proud of you.
- The nomination "Strictly GMT" is awarded to an English teacher - for her inherent punctuality, almost English restraint and tact.
- The unequivocal winner of the nomination "Give me a ski track!" - Physical education teacher. For the skillful preparation of children for skiing competitions. Even in the absence of snow.
- The My Fair Lady nomination goes to a fitness teacher for grace and beauty in teaching her subject.
- The nomination "Lady Easy Hand" is awarded to a school nurse - for the ability to make injections and vaccinations so pleasant that sometimes you even want to skip the test because of them.
- The nomination "Mrs. Muscle" goes to .... technical staff - for maintaining cleanliness and order in the school. What would we do without you!
- "Queen of Pies and Buns" - this nomination is awarded to a school cafeteria worker for hourly rescuing starving students.
- A library employee wins in the nomination “Lord of the World”: if you own information, you own the world. Where can you find more information at school than in the library? The question is rhetorical, because there is nowhere.
- “A person close to the emperor” - this nomination goes to ... guess who? Secretary - for faithful service home school, regardless of the change of kings.
- The Deputy Director for Schoolchildren's Health wins in the "Always On Guard" nomination - for vigilant control and constant concern for the health of students. Even against their will
- The accountant takes the nomination "Eminence Gray" - for the shadow influence on the financial possibilities of the school, not covered by the money of the parents.
Short student speech
upon completion of the nomination
Dear teachers and all nominated school staff! To everything that you have just heard, please treat with great humor!
The nominations are comic, we beat your favorite words, phrases, habits and character traits that we could notice in them.
No matter how each nomination sounds, know one thing - we love you all, especially today.
And that some nominations came out shorter, others longer - well, it happened. In the end, future graduates should also be given the opportunity to tell you something interesting next year.
Bow, applause, move on to the next paragraph of the script.
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With a wish for a vivid reaction of the nominees to their nominations,
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
P.S. The numbering still went astray, and I couldn’t start it from point 17.
SCENARIO OF THE FESTIVE PROGRAM OF THE LAST RING "AWARDING CEREMONY "THE TEACHER'S GOLDEN HEART"
Fanfare sounds.
1st leader.
Good afternoon, our dear teachers, parents and children!
2nd leader.
Hello!
1st leader.
We are pleased to welcome you to the first and only Golden Heart awards ceremony dedicated to the Last Bell holiday!
2nd leader.
We welcome our graduates
Alumni Exit
2nd leader.
The golden heart is a symbol of teacher's kindness and love.
1st leader.
But let's not wait too long and let's get started!
2nd leader.
So, The Golden Heart Award Ceremony is now open!
The anthem of Russia sounds
2nd leader.
The floor is given to the Deputy Director for Educational Work Strizhko Valentina Ilyinichna
1st leader.
In our school, the best in the world,
That the teacher is a star
And all over Russia is better
You will never find!
2nd leader.
Understand our souls
Don't be afraid to love us
They do not suppress their kindness,
You can give a heart!
1st leader.
Finally, the day that everyone has been waiting for so long has come - today our teachers will be awarded for their hard work.
1st graduate.
At our holiday we collected
We are the pride of the school, school light!
And what, tell me, would you call
Those who have already achieved victories?!
2nd graduate.
Those who don't just go to school
And teaches, thinks and creates?
And who are the scientific foundations -
Save the prestige of Russia!
3rd graduate.
Who helped us do better
And more fun at school life,
Did not remain indifferent
And the school raised prestige!
4th graduate.
Today is our last holiday
Our final final.
Results of different nominations
And it's time for the awards!
5th graduate.
Let the main results come
The first step has been taken to the top.
Support and hope of the school -
We proudly call you!
A song is being performed by a student of grade 8 « The teacher does not know how to get tired
- A gentle call is calling for the desks,
The merry laughter subsides for a while.
The teacher starts his lesson
And everything around seems to freeze.All the years we were taught to understand
Chorus:
Both difficult and easy subjects.
The teacher does not know how to get tired,
He checks notebooks before dawn.
My good teacher, why are you silent.
Tears suddenly flashed in his eyes.
You opened the world to us and wherever we lived,
School will always be in our hearts.
- We were not tolerable sometimes,
It was as if a demon had entered our souls.
The teacher will quietly say: "It does not matter,"
After all, my teacher is the best.
1st leader.
Our first nomination is as follows:"For exactingness and adherence to principles!"It is awarded to the director of the school Podgaevsky Leonid Petrovich.
The director's job is
Continuous care:
If the roof leaks
He will not get away from worries.
If a pipe suddenly bursts,
They call there
Then decide, check, get it,
And become a business executive!
We wish you well
All tasks would be solved.
Fanfare Award. Answer word
2nd leader.
And the next nomination is called"For strictness and justice". And in it we award the Deputy Director for Educational Work, a teacher of technology and life safetyStrizhko Valentin Ilyinichna.
Reward Trenina Valeria andKapralov Nikolay
You are very demanding and strict,
You are always waiting for the order in everything.
We will boldly go out on the road -
The road of knowledge and labor!
You taught us to save moments
And how to protect yourself for loved ones!
And in your honor we speak with zeal
Our solemn speech!
Fanfare Award.
1st leader.
It is thanks to this person that our guys know about life's difficulties.
2nd leader.
In the nomination "For the inexhaustibility of energy"the deputy director for educational work, teacher of physics Klimutina Natalya Yuryevna is awarded.
In everything you want to get to the very essence.
At work, in search of a way, in heart trouble.
To the essence of days gone by, to their cause,
To the roots, to the roots, to the core.
All the time, grasping the thread of destinies, events,
Live, think, feel, love,
Complete opening.
Fanfare Award.
1st leader.
This man brings up new pop stars.
2nd leader.
"For creative search and romance of the soul» - this is the name of another today's nomination! I think many have already understood that the teachers of the Russian language and literature Panishcheva Lyudmila Nikolaevna and Golubeva Anzhela Alexandrovna are winning in it!
Trenina Valeria
How beautiful is the world of poetry and prose,
The world of all books that have passed through the ages,
Where love lives, and laughter, and tears.
Genius world - for sure.
Thank you for opening up for us.
The world of novels, stories, poems.
We wish you to be
Happiness and love in your life.
1st leader.
The future Pushkins and Nekrasovs are poring over compositions in their classes today.
Fanfare Award.
2nd leader.
The nomination continues our ceremony« For a fantastic love of nature"! Here the championship is given to the teacher of chemistry and biology Buzina Lyudmila Tikhonovna!
Reward Zharova Anastasia and Kapralov Nikolai
Biology is the science of living things.
And about the world where we live.
All living things in the world are related to us:
We are not alone in the world.
This is not a discovery for us!
Thank you, congratulations
Let's treasure this knowledge.
With the world to live in harmony.
Fanfare Award.
1st leader.
Everything that grows and moves is under her supervision!
2nd leader.
"For expanding our horizons"we award the teacher of geography and mathematics Zimina Victoria Viktorovna
Galitskaya Valeria and Kapralov Nikolay are awarded
On the maps we find countries
continents and oceans,
Gorges and mountain peaks,
Expanding your horizons.
About minerals,
Where is how much oil, iron ores,
And where is there a body of water -
We will know from you.
Fanfare Award.
1st leader.
Her students can easily travel around the world just by turning the globe.
2nd leader.
"For the caravan of stories"- this is the name of another today's nomination! I think many have already understood that a history teacher is awarded in itDeriglazova Irina Mikhailovna!
Reward Trenina Valeria andKapralov Nikolay
Remembered sometimes
at a huge cost
Who, on whom, why, when
And with whom did he go to war...
Science, history is more difficult,
Probably not to be found
Thank you for letting us know about her
Managed to tell!
Fanfare Award.
The song "School" is performed by graduates
- Schoolyard and the laughter of girlfriends
The purest, most sonorous
And run through the warm puddles
barefoot girls
And they are already pumping others
Our school swings
School, school, I miss you
How we grew up fastAnd notes with doves all fly to me from childhood
Disturb my memory, there's no getting away from them
I still meet my school friends sometimes
It turned out to be painful. School, school, I miss you - We learned, we fell in love
We shared secrets
Those ten years have gone by
The farewell bell rang
Opening doors in september
You are completely different guys
School, school, I don't believe
What has gone without a returnCHORUS:
1st leader.
And we move on to another category. In her"For dedication and ability to captivate" awarded physical education teacher Vladimir Alexandrovich Strizhko!
Zharova Anastasia and Kapralov Nikolay are awarded
Weakened our generation
We hang at the computer, we hold on to the mouse -
Innovation Eclipse.
And lazily our body basks.
Thank you for doing so much!
Thank you for your passion!
We will delight you with more victories,
And we will do a lot more!
Fanfare Award.
2nd leader.
Only in his classes you can run, jump and fool around as much as you like!
1st leader.
In the nomination "For the boundless love of beauty"art teacher Ilyukhina Galina Evgenievna is awarded!
Reward Trenina Valeria andKapralov Nikolay
Who thinks that drawing
Not an important subject
He doesn't deserve attention at all.
Even a cartoon, not like a portrait!
Keep making our world happy
Surprising everyone with your talent!
Let the rainbow shine in the sky -
We heartily congratulate you!
Fanfare Award.
2nd leader.
Who knows if their students will soon create the second "Black Square"?
1st leader.
In the next category"For the love of the Constitution Russian Federation» the teacher of social science Ruda Galina Vladimirovna is awarded!
Rewards Galician Valeria
social studies teacher
This is your true calling.
About law, politics, labor,
About the market, the Constitution, the court
Did you say in class
Than our path in life was illuminated.
1st leader.
And now we present you the most direct nomination"For mother's affection"in which teachers are awarded primary school Korobova Olga Afanasievna and Yanusova Tamara Stepanovna.
Galitskaya Valeria and Zharova Anastasia are awarded
During the days of celebrations and inconspicuous everyday life -
Who knows what year, in what region -
We will not forget to remember with a kind word
Your first teacher!
That, like chickens, she carefully counted us,
When I took under my "wing",
When in the autumn I greeted you warmly
And solemnly led into the walls of the school.
Fanfare Award. The response of primary school teachers.
2nd leader.
Bright stars are lit by these people.
1st leader.
At our favorite school
There is a law like this:
Accompany the whole family
On the way to graduates.
2nd leader.
On the day of the last call,
Even the kids
Hurry to congratulate the senior class
With all their little soul.
Student 1:
Of course we are kids
We still have to grow up to you
But we wish from the bottom of our hearts
Benefit people.
Student 2:
Do you remember the changes
Your answers are on the board.
Today we have replaced
And now you are graduates.
Student 3:
You studied science
You have been given a new start in life.
You've grown up
From their green desks
Student 4:
We sincerely wish
You will enter the institute
And finish perfectly
Do not drop school honor
Student 5:
We will become a worthy change,
We still have to go, go
Well, and - you are right on the road,
Happy journey everyone.
Performance of the song by the elementary school "Our school country"
1st leader.
The floor is given to Lyubov Nikolaevna Ikkes
1st leader.
Thanks kids. And we continue our awards.
2nd leader.
"For wisdom and kindness"awarded class teachers who took you from the hands of the first teacher and brought you to this day: Gordyukhina Raisa Nikolaevna and Baranova Evgenia Vladimirovna ..
Galician Valeria and Trenina Valeria
Shower crazy head,
Our laziness is the winner
And of course he must
See the class from all angles.
Moms and dads are all substitutes,
"Cool" our leader,
Congratulations helmet hello
Many winters to you, many years!
Fanfare Award. The response of class teachers.
1st leader.
It's time for the most honorable nomination"For the most iron restraint". Parents are also awarded in this nomination.
Looking back at the years of school life,
That disappear forever away
We will say with an involuntary tremor in our voice:
Everything happened: the lessons were not taught,
Didn't sleep at night, forgot diaries,
Without a shift, we brazenly walked,
And we threw snowballs into the windows.
You helped us to do lessons,
(Followed the estimates with us);
Together we solved the equations -
They sat all night without closing their eyes.
We were both happy and sad here ...
Fives - joy, twos - shame and disgrace.
Now we are overwhelmed with feeling
Thank you with all my heart.
We are grateful for your valuable advice -
They helped us a lot in life.
Let our children say it too:
“Thank you for bringing me to school!”
May these efforts not be forgotten.
Although we will not return to school, alas ...
After all, the best parents in the world -
We say without a doubt - it's you!
Song for parents performed by graduates.
Parents' response
2nd leader.
All good things come to an end sooner or later. Just like that, our Golden HEART award ceremony has come to an end, we thank all the nominees.
Graduates' response to the motive "Wind of Change"
1. The farewell waltz is circling - we are leaving.
And no more footsteps are heard in the classroom.
The farewell bell will ring out hoarsely,
It hurts in the hearts.
Now it's time for us to leave.
All paths are open to the big door.
Our schoolyard will remember forever
Chorus : Hundreds of years and day and night revolve
Carousel-Earth.
This year we do not say goodbye to everyone,
We'll meet friends!
1st leader.
The final chord of our today's meeting will be the melodic sound of what has brought us together today. The word "last call".
2nd leader.
The right to give the last call is granted to a student of grade 11Galitskaya Valeria and 1st grade student Anna Dubrovskaya
The last bell is ringing
2nd leader.
And now the graduates are invited to the dance
Waltz melody sounds
1st leader.
Thank you for your noble work and kind hearts. Be happy!
Graduates leaving to the music
I wrote these comic nominations for teachers for graduation, but they can also be used at the last call, to congratulate teachers on their holiday - Teacher's Day, on the birthday of a particular teacher, at the school week of physics (and other subjects).
Nominations for teachers can be announced, you can write in, or write in a frivolous letter, or develop an idea and do it. In a word, the choice is wide. I write, and you adapt to your situation.
Again I ask: do not pay attention to the sequence of the list at all - as it was composed, it was written. This, by the way, is always good: when thoughts and ideas come, write everything down in a stream. As soon as you start ranking, sorting - that's it, the Muse is gone! If, at all, came 
Teachers nominated by students
(announce, present, reward) or school management. From the lips of graduates it will sound more interesting. More or less like this:
The winner of the nomination "Queen - mother" for the imperiousness inherent in both the queen and the mother, as well as royal patience and maternal care, is Lidia Vasilievna Ivanova, director of our school. If we suddenly forgot to announce this, dear Lydia Vasilievna would automatically become the winner of the nomination “I didn’t understand!” We wouldn't know where we were then.
It would be nice to combine with the delivery of flowers and gifts. And so on in the same vein right down the list:
Homeroom teacher (female) - Sooooo cool lady
Class teacher (man without a mustache) - Hero of our time
Class teacher (man with a mustache) - Mustachioed nanny 11th -A
1st teacher - Second mother
Headmaster (female) - The Queen Mother
School principal (male) - Tsar of All Russia on a separate square
- Teachers teaching:
Chemistry - Learn to chemistry, quickly and efficiently
Native language and literature - Word and language proficiency
Biology - no doubt
Mathematics - Lobachevsky is resting
Astronomy - Through thorns to the stars
Drawing - What should we build a house, draw - we will live
Drafting - The same beams, only in profile
English - Simultaneously with London
French - Made in France
Physical Education - Educator of Hercules
Geography - Around the world in 267 days (academic year), or why the natives ate Cook 
Physics - Newton and his apples
History - Unearthing the past, or Back for knowledge
Computer Science - Let's Overtake Bill Gates
Music and singing - Our school X-factor
Labor - Labor made a monkey a man (or - So that a man does not turn into a monkey) 
Basics of military training - This is not Rio de Janeiro for you
Fundamentals of Medical Training - Sister of Mercy
Fundamentals of Economics - Economy class
Fundamentals of Law - Admirers of Themis
Ethics and aesthetics - Legend of style
Special nomination:
For survival in conditions close to combat - the class teacher of the most terrible class, who always scares children and parents (although often he is not so terrible, this class).
You can still look at and perhaps choose something carefully.
Nominations for teachers from our
active reader Mikhail:
Physical education teacher - BUT THAT I AM A BAD ATHLETE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AND THE COACH HAVE TO BE BAD!
Teacher of labor training - GUIDE OF THE FLIGHT "MONKEY - MAN"
Astronomy teacher - STAR COUNTER
History teacher - DON'T LIKE - DON'T LISTEN (or MEAN IT WAS SO...)
Math teacher - MISTER X (MRS. X)
Music teacher - TROUBADOUR (THROUBADOROCHKA)The class teacher in primary school- ABCDEika
The class teacher of the same class, starting from high school and until the very graduation - YOKLMNeika (read as "yokelemeneyka"))))))
If I forgot anyone - write without hesitation! Also supplement the comic nominations for teachers themselves so that there is more choice.
I am making additions - thanks to the reader Elena!
Comic nominations for a school psychologist
- Madam Peacemaker (or Mister)
- Keeper of children's secrets
- Diagnostician - proofreader - optimizer. Or an optimist?
- The heiress of the cat Leopold ("Guys, let's live together!")
- Let's join hands, friends!
- Between the hammer and the anvil
- And who promised that it would be easy?
- Forward to harmony! Or
- The teacher is a harmonist. Because it teaches harmony.
Hope you like at least one!
P.S. Dear friends,
Comic nominations for teachers
Elena continues
School teacher, mother of a graduate of last year and 17 graduates of this year. And - in a pleasant combination - a grateful reader of my site. With your ideas and practical experienceLena shares in the comments under the article. I specifically marked it in bold italics - use it! I invite you, too, to exchange experience in the matter of comic nomination
Anastasia
With a nomination for school principal. The nomination in the comments is also highlighted - use it, please your director and thank Nastya!
Faith
- Library staff - "Pilots of the Book Sea" - for an unmistakable course to the bookshelf.
- To the guard - "And the mouse will not slip through!"
- The head of the dining room - "The Fairy of pots and pans" - for the ability to cook almost everything from almost nothing.
- To the technical staff of the school - "Cleanliness and order" - for the courage to demand to leave the office not only from the students and the teacher, but also the director.
Evelina (that is, me, the author)
- individual schools
- their continuation - .